The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

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and the girder provides full support, but doesn't have any garters attached.

I put in a black lace garter belt to be worn at the wrecking ball...

However, I refuse to wear the garter, while paying homage to a big iron ball!

to damn kinky Tio, you wear the dang garter then!

I assume Tio has been drinking.
 
However, I refuse to wear the garter, while paying homage to a big iron ball!

to damn kinky Tio, you wear the dang garter then!

I assume Tio has been drinking.

Well, Austin, if we're going to wrecked at this ball...

I put in an invitation to a masked ball...
 
But you get stuck with a Chevy Chase.

I put in a land shark and a jar of peanut butter.

but the peanut butter trick only works on dogs. Besides, have you seen that shark's teeth ?!No way my junk is going anywhere near there. !!

I put in Dr. Dolittle, to talk down said land shark.
 
but the peanut butter trick only works on dogs. Besides, have you seen that shark's teeth ?!No way my junk is going anywhere near there. !!

I put in Dr. Dolittle, to talk down said land shark.

And, Jimmie Buffet puts on a parrot hat.

I put in a bird cage.
 
but it's actually a Cage aux Folles. And the birdy asks if you want to go into the bathroom for a few minutes. ;)

I put in an unexpected Adam's Apple, and a game, involving crying. :eek:

You get a skinned knee and a bandage.

Puts in a bat, uniform and adoring fans.
 
and you get a very interesting post-game celebration.

I put in a cavern in Carlsbad at twilight...

You get a tour guide with a limp and lady arguing with him over taking her stroller with her.

I put in a power outage, no flashlights and a flying purple people eater.
 
You get a tour guide with a limp and lady arguing with him over taking her stroller with her.

I put in a power outage, no flashlights and a flying purple people eater.

and you get a large tin of grey paint for camouflage.


I put in a bicycle with a flat tyre.
 
You get the whip of a dragon's tail.

I put in a dragon sized slicker and rain hat.

but a passing pedestrian says, "hey Paddington", as he shuffles past without actually looking over.

I put in a dragon sized foot bath filled with warm water, a glass of warm gin, and a rectal thermometer (an oral one would melt).

[snicker]
 
but a passing pedestrian says, "hey Paddington", as he shuffles past without actually looking over.

I put in a dragon sized foot bath filled with warm water, a glass of warm gin, and a rectal thermometer (an oral one would melt).

[snicker]
:)

You get a content dragon until they take his temp.:eek:

Puts in a beat up pair of boots and a trashed tee-shirt.
 
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