The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

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The_Darkness

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Here's the deal.

One of the other forums I haunt has this "vending machine" thread. You put in something and the next person tells you what you get. They put in something and the person responding tells them what they get....and on and on and on. Let's see how long this one goes....

I put in an old stuffed animal.
 
And you get a brand spanking new security blanket! :D


I put in a copy of the LP News.
 
The_Darkness said:
And you get a year of NPR Political debates on CD.

I put in a Beta Max player

And got back a lifetime supply of eight-track tapes.

I put in an old used stylus from my record player.
 
The_Darkness said:
And you get a year of NPR Political debates on CD.

I put in a Beta Max player
And you get repeats of Nixon campaign speeches. ;)


I put in a can of silly string, unused.
 
You get a can of old nacho cheese

I put in the redhead from my last summer fling.
 
And you get a scratched LP with Barbara Steisand singing, "Memories."

I put in a used but not-to-abused (or stained) January 1968, issue of Playboy.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:

ps: Dang Selena's cute hide. That was for The Darkness. Now I've gotta try again.

And you get a life-time supple of Q-tips.

I'll put in that same beat-up old Playboy.

rf
 
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Rumple Foreskin said:
I'll put in that same beat-up old Playboy.

rf

And you get a one-day pass to Playboy Mansion.

I'll insert the handcuffs that used to hang from the rear-view mirror of my '69 Chevy Impala.
 
slyc_willie said:
I'll insert the handcuffs that used to hang from the rear-view mirror of my '69 Chevy Impala.
And you get a dominatrix named Mistress Trixie :D

I'm putting in a Batman comic book.
 
3113 said:
And you get a dominatrix named Mistress Trixie :D

Oh, she whipped me dearly, thanks, 3113 . . . . I shall name one of the welts after you, LOL . . . .

You get the key to the lock on the handcuffs.
 
inlovewithyourghost said:
I put in a ball of rubberbands.

And you get a lifetime supply of 'spray-on' prophylactic.

I put in the never-used condom that sat in my wallet for 6 years.
 
slyc_willie said:
And you get a lifetime supply of 'spray-on' prophylactic.

I put in the never-used condom that sat in my wallet for 6 years.

And you get a blow up doll. ;)

I put in a pair of old slippers.
 
arienette said:
And you get a blow up doll. ;)

I put in a pair of old slippers.
And you get a leather corset & panties

I put in all my video tapes that I had to record, but never watch...
 
S-Des said:
And you get a leather corset & panties

I put in all my video tapes that I had to record, but never watch...
And you get my old rabbit vibrator that doesn't do the rotating beads bit anymore! But hey, its clean... :D

I put in the porno DVD i didn;t like, featuring the man with the skanky ponytail and grey socks ...
 
rachlou said:
And you get my old rabbit vibrator that doesn't do the rotating beads bit anymore! But hey, its clean... :D

I put in the porno DVD i didn;t like, featuring the man with the skanky ponytail and grey socks ...

and you get an 8" black and white tv with no vertical hold.

i put in 3 darts with dull tips but great fins
 
vella_ms said:
and you get an 8" black and white tv with no vertical hold.

i put in 3 darts with dull tips but great fins

And you get a worn out puppy chew toy.

I put in an extremely used set of bed sheets.
 
slyc_willie said:
And you get a one-day pass to Playboy Mansion.
Nice, but in the year 2525?

Let's see, second shot at The Darkness:

And you get a Magic-Fingers bed with a lumpy mattress straight from the Hot Springs Motel and Massage Parlor.

I'll put in a bag of quarters (okay, so it's a very, very small bag, so what?).

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
Nice, but in the year 2525?

Let's see, second shot at The Darkness:

And you get a Magic-Fingers bed with a lumpy mattress straight from the Hot Springs Motel and Massage Parlor.

I'll put in a bag of quarters (okay, so it's a very, very small bag, so what?).

Rumple Foreskin :cool:

And you get a Lotto649 (Canadian) /Powerball (US) ticket guaranteed to pay off big when you need the money most.


I put in all those cool organizing thingees that I've bought at Ikea but never actually used.
 
You get an accordian wall hanging cup holder!

I put in my 80s hair styles magazines and hairspray.
 
SensualCealy said:
You get an accordian wall hanging cup holder!

I put in my 80s hair styles magazines and hairspray.

and you get the extra entertainment center that's been in the shed or the garage for the last year, because butthead won't get rid of it.

I put in 20+ pair of Tommy Hilfiger/Gap jeans that are a size too small for me now that I'm not working anymore.
 
You get a years supply of stretchy pants by Vera Wang! lmao!

I put in white pickled beets and a can of spray cheese!
 
SensualCealy said:
You get a years supply of stretchy pants by Vera Wang! lmao!

I put in white pickled beets and a can of spray cheese!

And you get some wild funky hallucenogenic borscht, with cheese topping.

I put in 18 old PC100 sdram sticks just to clean up my office.
 
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