The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

Handley_Page · Feb 21, 2012

gypsymoonrose said:
You get mobbed by hipsters that want to be writers and they make you drink coffee drinks with milk and fancy flavors.

I put in an indie movie and an espresso maker.

But Google does not translate fast enough, and the ac supply is off.

I put in a Thermos flask.

SailorJerry · Feb 21, 2012

gypsymoonrose said:
You get mobbed by hipsters that want to be writers and they make you drink coffee drinks with milk and fancy flavors.

I put in an indie movie and an espresso maker.

and you stay up watching Run Lola Run all night long, on a caffeine high.

I put in a bag of chocolate covered espresso beans, and a copy of The Milagro Beanfield War.

{quick draw Handley beat me to it.

}

SailorJerry · Feb 21, 2012

Handley_Page said:
But Google does not translate fast enough, and the ac supply is off.

I put in a Thermos flask.

and you get it filled with warm potato vodka.

I put in a sauna hut.

Handley_Page · Feb 21, 2012

SailorJerry said:
and you stay up watching Run Lola Run all night long, on a caffeine high.

I put in a bag of chocolate covered espresso beans, and a copy of The Milagro Beanfield War.

{quick draw Handley beat me to it. }

And you get a lot of puzzled frowns.

I put in a large magnet

SailorJerry · Feb 21, 2012

Handley_Page said:
And you get a lot of puzzled frowns.

I put in a large magnet

and you get a speaker system that can terraform.

I put in a planet that needs terraforming.

Handley_Page · Feb 21, 2012

SailorJerry said:
and you get a speaker system that can terraform.

I put in a planet that needs terraforming.

and the supply is disconnected, leaving a Nitrogen atmosphere.

I put in a chemical plant.

gypsymoonrose · Feb 21, 2012

SailorJerry said:
and you stay up watching Run Lola Run all night long, on a caffeine high.

I put in a bag of chocolate covered espresso beans, and a copy of The Milagro Beanfield War.

{quick draw Handley beat me to it. }

You get a spastic chick that pecks bad poetry on a keyboard to indie rock.

I put in a pair of ear plugs and homemade chocolate cake.

Handley_Page said:
and the supply is disconnected, leaving a
Nitrogen atmosphere.

I put in a chemical plant.

You get a pair of special glasses and rowdy piper.

I put in an extended fight scene and a sexy alien.

Handley_Page · Feb 21, 2012

gypsymoonrose said:
You get a spastic chick that pecks bad poetry on a keyboard to indie rock.

I put in a pair of ear plugs and home-made chocolate cake.

You get a pair of special glasses and rowdy piper.

I put in an extended fight scene and a sexy alien.

She's called Natasha Henstridge.

I put in a new pair of glasses.

Tio_Narratore · Feb 21, 2012

Handley_Page said:
She's called Natasha Henstridge.

I put in a new pair of glasses.

and they come back filled with Lagavulin

I put in a genial evening at the local...

Handley_Page · Feb 21, 2012

Tio_Narratore said:
and they come back filled with Lagavulin

I put in a genial evening at the local...

and the glasses just do not empty. . . . .

I put in a soda syphon

[and some toys: http://www.reghardware.com/2012/02/18/product_round_up_ten_adult_toys_for_her/
]

Tio_Narratore · Feb 21, 2012

Handley_Page said:
and the glasses just do not empty. . . . .

I put in a soda syphon

and you get a seltzer bottle.

I put in a few "i"s to replace those senseless "y"s...

Handley_Page · Feb 21, 2012

Tio_Narratore said:
and you get a seltzer bottle.

I put in a few "i"s to replace those senseless "y"s...

and there's a chorus of "Why?" from the audience

I put in some letter Ss to replace some of the senseless Zs

Tio_Narratore · Feb 21, 2012

Handley_Page said:
and there's a chorus of "Why?" from the audience

I put in some letter Ss to replace some of the senseless Zs

and you get the sentiment echoed in mirror image.

I put in a land where both may be found, sometimes in the same document...

Handley_Page · Feb 21, 2012

Tio_Narratore said:
and you get the sentiment echoed in mirror image.

I put in a land where both may be found, sometimes in the same document...

But the frequency is higher

I put in a Egyptian Dictionary

Tio_Narratore · Feb 21, 2012

Handley_Page said:
But the frequency is higher

I put in a Egyptian Dictionary

and it tells you that it denotes something from or characteristic of Egypt.

I put in a performance by Little Egypt...
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FUktaHZWiI )

SailorJerry · Feb 21, 2012

Tio_Narratore said:
and it tells you that it denotes something from or characteristic of Egypt.

I put in a performance by Little Egypt...
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FUktaHZWiI )

and you get an Iranian warship, in the Suess Canal.
(Hmm it DOES make a difference if it's z's or s's.).

I put in some betel nuts.

Tio_Narratore · Feb 21, 2012

SailorJerry said:
and you get an Iranian warship, in the Suess Canal.
(Hmm it DOES make a difference if it's z's or s's.).

I put in some betel nuts.

and you get an intoxicated cat in a hat.

I put in a mule named Sal...

Handley_Page · Feb 21, 2012

Tio_Narratore said:
and you get an intoxicated cat in a hat.

I put in a mule named Sal...

she's one of the two for Sister Sarah.

I put in an over-weight Portuguese belly dancer.

YoursSINSerely · Feb 21, 2012

Handley_Page said:
she's one of the two for Sister Sarah.

I put in an over-weight Portuguese belly dancer.

and, you meet my cousin, face-to-veil.

I put in her red veil.

Tio_Narratore · Feb 21, 2012

YoursSINSerely said:
and, you meet my cousin, face-to-veil.

I put in her red veil.

and it matches your red shoes.

I put in a diary and a pair of ruby slippers...

Austin8 · Feb 21, 2012

Tio_Narratore said:
and it matches your red shoes.

I put in a diary and a pair of ruby slippers...

"Dear Diary," Star Date 1952:

"Damnit! Toto, I told you we over shot Kansas by 1.5 trillion light years!"

"Arff!"

I put in a stripped down version of "Logans Run"

Handley_Page · Feb 21, 2012

Austin8 said:
"Dear Diary," Star Date 1952:

"Damnit! Toto, I told you we over shot Kansas by 1.5 trillion light years!"

"Arff!"

I put in a stripped down version of "Logans Run"

But some of the girls are too modest for a strip

I put in a steam tractor

SailorJerry · Feb 22, 2012

Handley_Page said:
But some of the girls are too modest for a strip

I put in a steam tractor

but it's already headed for Cleveland.

I put in an obscure form of Japanese Art Porn, involving scarecrows.

Austin8 · Feb 22, 2012

SailorJerry said:
but it's already headed for Cleveland.

I put in an obscure form of Japanese Art Porn, involving scarecrows.

and the hoard of "mindless" asians, perfect tornado time travel, with the help of our resident aliens, in hopes the Wizard will give them a brain!

I put in a Tipper Gore for Governor campaign ad, displayed on the back of a Iron Maiden album cover.

Tio_Narratore · Feb 23, 2012

Austin8 said:
and the hoard of "mindless" asians, perfect tornado time travel, with the help of our resident aliens, in hopes the Wizard will give them a brain!

I put in a Tipper Gore for Governor campaign ad, displayed on the back of a Iron Maiden album cover.

and you get the flip side of an inconvenient truth - the convenient lie.

I put in a skeptical spouse...

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