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Sorry... guess I was way off reading the context of that last night.
Context? What context? O my fuckin' head...
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Sorry... guess I was way off reading the context of that last night.
Context? What context? O my fuckin' head...
Nurse; where's me pills !
Wake up, HP! You're not in the hospital!
"You know, I had this Terrible Dream. . . "
You had a terrible dream? What about the one I had? There I was, at the edge of a gaping gorge, trying to sleep beside a snoring dragon! Talk about terrors!!!
Can I provide you with a little sweet consolation?
(And where do you want it?)
Am I still dreaming?
If you hear the sound of a snoring Dragon, you probably are.
Should I make a Stealth roll then?
"Christ! How much did we have to drink last night?!"
Too much. Everything smells like a wet dog.
Oh. Ummm…
I’m warm and wet
Fancy a cuddle?
If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say ?
Oh my Lord! How am I so lucky?
Comshaw
"Who the fuck are you, how'd you get in my bedroom, and what did you do with my SO?" I'd then scream at the top of my lungs, "Jo, who the fuck is this?"
"Who the fuck are you, how'd you get in my bedroom, and what did you do with my SO?" I'd then scream at the top of my lungs, "Jo, who the fuck is this?"
"Christ! How much did we have to drink last night?!"
I’m warm and wet
Fancy a cuddle?
Actually, you fell through the roof of my taxi so I took you home…
Mmm…this feels like heaven!