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geronimo_appleby said:

swipe your oyster card?

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newkinkyguy said:

Wow, absolutely love that picture!!!

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afriquemystique said:

I think at the very least you need to be taking a plug of some sort on this journey... If this has already been discussed...Apologies please

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LittleMissMuffet100 said:

So my pack list is sandwiches, crisps, plug, dark handsome stranger.
Any other suggestions?

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newkinkyguy said:

Some rope & a flogger perhaps?

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afriquemystique said:

What I love most about it is they've cropped the discarded crisp packets and copies of the Daily Mail lying strewn on the carriage floor, floating in their own Dead Sea of Irn Bru

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LittleMissMuffet100 said:

Ah, so you're going for an equally discreet choice, I see.

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LittleMissMuffet100 said:

So my pack list is sandwiches, crisps, plug, dark handsome stranger.
Any other suggestions?

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afriquemystique said:

Irn Bru. Haven't you been listening?

Cleavage. There must be cleavage.

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LittleMissMuffet100 said:

So we think cleavage over leg?
Vicky Beckham told me in Grazia years ago I could only choose one.

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afriquemystique said:

Cleavage over leg, I would say.

Whilst I try to put the thread's title into Aerosmith's elevator song.

And check this ingenious idea... Suction dildo. Add to a train then you have your vibration. This is ten minutes in:-

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1588567229

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LittleMissMuffet100 said:

I love the Germans. This woman is my new hero.

Also, note to self to start working up upper thigh muscles...

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afriquemystique said:

Yeah... Although, those handy rails in the disabled toilet would help with this particular issue.

You need more of those convenient sex bars throughout the universe, in my opinion.

Trust German perverts to try this shit. Gotta love 'em.

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LittleMissMuffet100 said:

If I were in a disabled toilet with a man, I think a cock would overtake toy. Though it's not like she's being very discreet in the carriage...

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afriquemystique said:

Cock and toy combo, silly...

Yes, there's a few there on PornHub that make me wonder who is manning the fucking train in the first place. One guy for driving, tickets and buffet cart I think.

Same as the Lothian line.

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LittleMissMuffet100 said:

And yet it costs my first born to get a ticket from Glasgow to Birmingham!

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rannochboy27 said:

Wasn't there an incident about 20 years ago on a train returning from somewhere on the south coast on a Bank Holiday weekend? A young lady ended up giving her boyfriend a very public blowjob in a crowded First Class carriage. The police were only called because they lit up cigarettes afterwards, and they were in a non-smoking carriage.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/smoke-stirs-passengers-unmoved-by-public-sex-1538859.html

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rannochboy27 said:

Wasn't there an incident about 20 years ago on a train returning from somewhere on the south coast on a Bank Holiday weekend? A young lady ended up giving her boyfriend a very public blowjob in a crowded First Class carriage. The police were only called because they lit up cigarettes afterwards, and they were in a non-smoking carriage.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/smoke-stirs-passengers-unmoved-by-public-sex-1538859.html

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mickyp123 said:

I know her

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geronimo_appleby said:

it's the boots, eh?

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mickyp123 said:

I know her

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