Saxon_Hart
WWJD4AKlondike Bar?
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- May 2, 2011
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and you get a broken Washing Machine
I put in an executioner's sword
But the executioner called in sick.
I put in a hang man's noose.
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and you get a broken Washing Machine
I put in an executioner's sword
But the executioner called in sick.
I put in a hang man's noose.
but it's not the real thing.
I put in a Giraffe
and you get your lightbulb changed by a herd of surrealists.
I put in the persistence of memory...
Despite attempts to clear it, the bloody machine remembered it all.
I put in a Quantum memory
And you promptly forget where you put it.
I put in a Quad core processor
And each core processes another. It gets very warm and dissolves.
I put in a Hard Disk Drive
and you get an eager woman who looses her enthusiasm when she realizes you said "Disk."
I put in a persistent memory...
But it persists in forgetfulness.
I put in a terabyte.
and all the bits hide in terror.
I put in an electron
Negligible mass? You get a years supply of Viagra
I put in a pair of chopsticks
but they need sharpening; they don't chop!
I put in a large Hadron collider
and you get a book of sexual puns
I put in a snoring roommate
but the sprinkler system fails.
I put in a large anti-snoring Hammer
and Maxwell does it again.
I put in Maxwell's right hand...
and you get a steaming cup of Maxwell's coffee.
I put in a pink peep...
and it sinks in the pink
I put in a travel permit
and you get stuck at the Swiss border anyway.
I put in Johnson's Motor Car...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-txI_zJNZbY
You get 9 ladies dancing.
I put in a couple of ripe avocados
and you get "guac-a-moled"
I put in Betty Crocker's apron...
thrown in a corner by Mr Crocker.
I put in some Mother's Pride.
You get a packet of fresh yeast.
I put in Wonder Woman
And you get 1000 guys masturbating over Linda Carter. (me included)
I put in Rodney Dangerfield
and ya' still get no respect...
I put in Lenny Bruce...
and you get fuckin' censored in spite of the goddamn First Amendment.
I put in a list of banned words and phrases...