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Old 09-10-2018, 08:45 AM   #1051
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I’ve seen Sandi do QI live - interesting experience... now the company that gave me freebie tickets bombards me with offer’s to xfactor or Britain’s got talent...

Lately been asked if I want to take part in Dr Christian will see you now (he of embarrassing bodies fame...) perhaps they’ve seen my lit thread
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Old 09-10-2018, 09:24 AM   #1052
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I’ve seen Sandi do QI live - interesting experience... now the company that gave me freebie tickets bombards me with offer’s to xfactor or Britain’s got talent...

Lately been asked if I want to take part in Dr Christian will see you now (he of embarrassing bodies fame...) perhaps they’ve seen my lit thread
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Old 09-10-2018, 11:42 AM   #1053
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Why've I got Ronny Corbett's voice in my head now saying "the producer said to me"
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Old 09-11-2018, 07:36 AM   #1054
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Am I the only one who, when listening to Test Match Special, is amused by the repeated and totally innocent references to the batsmen edging?
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Old 09-11-2018, 07:45 AM   #1055
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Am I the only one who, when listening to Test Match Special, is amused by the repeated and totally innocent references to the batsmen edging?
Not as good as this morning's conversation on the best way to warm your balls!
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Old 09-11-2018, 01:59 PM   #1056
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Which reminds me of the West Indies test where the "bowler's Holding the batsman's Willey"

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Old 09-12-2018, 04:57 AM   #1057
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I don’t listen to cricket on the basis it bores me shitless (sorry gents)

Someone did share this with me though, I defy you not to cry...

https://twitter.com/aggerscricket/st...201310208?s=21
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Old 09-12-2018, 05:00 AM   #1058
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Which reminds me of the West Indies test where the "bowler's Holding the batsman's Willey"

https://youtu.be/D0a-FOoM9ms
Oh - I love this! I don’t know who they are talking about but having The Neighbours theme played at your funeral is inexplicably lovely
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Old 09-12-2018, 06:24 AM   #1059
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Ah blowers, great commentator. Every sport seems to have that one that people remember.

Cricket had blowers and Richie benau, football had John motson and rugby had bill mclaren.
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Old 09-12-2018, 04:31 PM   #1060
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https://youtu.be/Vbd0FcnFfO0

I love this woman. And I'm hoping to spread a few smiles around. You're welcome.
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Old 09-13-2018, 06:23 PM   #1061
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Old 09-14-2018, 05:03 AM   #1062
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Always find something slight creepy about ventriloquism, but fair play to her for bringing something different to the comedy scene.
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Old 09-14-2018, 12:40 PM   #1063
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Not a job I could do... I barely clean my own house - although if they extend the franchise perhaps I could get a scantily clad bloke to clean on my work from home days...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/725652...rns-thousands/
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Old 09-14-2018, 12:59 PM   #1064
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Surely there's a health and safety issue. All those chemicals and bare flesh.

Though could be worth it. Just had plastering done house is filthy!
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Old 09-15-2018, 07:56 AM   #1065
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Who wants to wander around tunnels with a cape? Just me then...

https://www.timeout.com/london/thing...sic-festival-2
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Old 09-15-2018, 08:46 AM   #1066
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Who wants to wander around tunnels with a cape? Just me then...

https://www.timeout.com/london/thing...sic-festival-2
That's akin to finding out what the inside of a bouncy castle is like.

Did you appreciate my use of the word akin. I'm currently wearing spats and a top hat.
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Old 09-15-2018, 09:08 AM   #1067
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. I'm currently wearing spats and a top hat.
Anything else? If so, I am going to be disappointed.
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Old 09-15-2018, 09:21 AM   #1068
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I shamefully had to google spats... nice!
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Old 09-15-2018, 10:39 AM   #1069
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That's akin to finding out what the inside of a bouncy castle is like.

Did you appreciate my use of the word akin. I'm currently wearing spats and a top hat.
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I had you down as a Corrrespondent wearing type of guy...
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Old 09-15-2018, 12:01 PM   #1070
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I had you down as a Corrrespondent wearing type of guy...
We came for the porn, but went away with an education... She did WHAT, with WHAT...

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Old 09-15-2018, 02:37 PM   #1071
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We came for the porn, but went away with an education... She did WHAT, with WHAT...

every day is a school day
I could do with going back to school - except the first activity might be 100 lines of

AP must learn not to intervene with other people’s threads
It really is none of her beeswax...
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Old 09-15-2018, 02:59 PM   #1072
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Only on safari

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Old 09-18-2018, 09:40 AM   #1073
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I could do with going back to school - except the first activity might be 100 lines of

AP must learn not to intervene with other people’s threads
It really is none of her beeswax...
Speaking of which what happened to the Bees thread?
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Old 09-19-2018, 03:20 AM   #1074
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Morning all Happy Hump day
Who does decide that it's international year of the pink humpbacked whale Tuesday with endangered scones? (Scone or sgone?!)

Tomorrow is piano stool Thursday!... Which reminds me, there's a museum of poo in the Netherlands (poo in glass spheres) and a penis museum somewhere.
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