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Old 05-18-2018, 05:37 PM   #1
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smart arse (m) for smarty pants (f)

Good evening. Or morning.

Looking for trouble?
Or simply wishing to shoot the breaze?

Want to see if we can float each other's boat?
Or if can lead each other astray?

Have you ever been called a bad influence?
Or to be careful, you're so sharp you'll cut yourself?

I'm Matt, 43, tall, dark, ever so slightly balding on top, but still with all my own teeth.

You're... well I haven't met you yet. Drop me a line and say hello.
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Old 05-19-2018, 04:35 PM   #2
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Maybe should have included, see if we can lead each other into tempation.
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Old 05-20-2018, 12:49 AM   #3
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Maybe should have included, see if we can lead each other into tempation.
Or even just distract each other from tedium.
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Old 06-16-2018, 02:40 PM   #4
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Old 06-16-2018, 06:19 PM   #5
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All your own original teeth? Wow, you may be out of my league.
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Old 06-17-2018, 01:16 AM   #6
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All your own original teeth? Wow, you may be out of my league.
I feel I should add a qualification.

I've all my own teeth. But some of them having fillings. (So, technically, I've all my own teeth but some of my teeth are not 100% mine...)

There, does that make me sound less perfect and intimidating?
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Old 06-17-2018, 01:19 AM   #7
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Do you bite?
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Old 06-17-2018, 01:31 AM   #8
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Do you bite?

There is no chance of dentures falling out, so yes, sometimes.
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Old 06-20-2018, 01:27 PM   #9
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There is no chance of dentures falling out, so yes, sometimes.


Sorry, correct answer was obviously - no, but I nibble seductively.
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Old 06-25-2018, 11:22 PM   #10
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Sorry, correct answer was obviously - no, but I nibble seductively.
The best shit ever. 😂😂😂 I will be getting a muzzle for you.
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Old 07-16-2018, 04:10 PM   #11
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The best shit ever. 😂😂😂 I will be getting a muzzle for you.

Is that good or bad?
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Old 07-20-2018, 03:36 AM   #12
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Good morning /evening.
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Old 08-02-2018, 03:43 PM   #13
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Old 08-21-2018, 02:09 AM   #14
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Good morning, would anybody like to say hi?
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Old 08-21-2018, 02:18 AM   #15
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Old 08-21-2018, 02:58 AM   #16
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Or if can lead each other astray?
Hey! That's my shtick!

/Seriously tho, good luck
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Old 08-21-2018, 02:59 AM   #17
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Hey! That's my shtick!

/Seriously tho, good luck

I don't think you can claim ownership of that one.
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Old 08-21-2018, 03:10 PM   #18
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Good evening world. (Unless in your part of the world it isn't evening, in which case please insert appropriate salutation.)
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Looking for somebody to chat with now, see where it goes...
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Old 09-19-2018, 03:23 AM   #20
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