NaokoSmith
Honourable Slut
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I know that many on here secretly harbour a vegetable love, as Marvell puts it. They may be proud Dirty Old Men and Trollops and Perverts, but if you get them in a quiet corner, they whisper of earth and growing things .
I have just bought a flat with a peculiarly large and un-developed garden and I am keen to have people tell me what to do in it <snerk>. Unfortunately the potential offered by Throbbs’s delicious illustration here isn’t practical (NB those garden implements are real), as the garden has a very low wall and a constant stream of dog walkers coming past to go to the park. Please give me lots of advice, some of which I will ignore and then you can say: “I told you so”.
AllardChardon has already explained that my having dug out sods and just lazily turned them over to make a vegetable patch will mean I am picking grass roots out for the foreseeable future, but I’ve done that now so too late. Piglet and I have only just put the potatoes in, and you can all tell me how that’s too late, which I know but I did have to dig the ground out in order to put the potatoes in at all. As I tell my students, if a job’s worth doing, it’s worth doing badly. We will get something and we are not really depending on the potatoes to get through the winter, only pretending in a Marie Antoinette-ish way.
One year when Piglet was very small, I had to plant the potatoes in June in gro-bags! We of course didn’t get nice roasting potatoes, just some little new potatoes. However Piglet was incredibly excited, crying: “Look Mum! We put one potato in and it turned into lots!” It was like an amazing piece of magic to her, which it is really.
HP has also told me I must paint the shed with something and I promise to do that too - as soon as it stops raining (means never here in Wales!).
I have decided not to mow the end of the lawn til these unexpected flowers which started blooming in it are over. I had to rake this other bit of lawn before mowing it, and it took a very long time! as it was choked with dead leaves and grass and moss. I did get to pretend I was Demelza from early episodes of Poldark while doing it, and then go in and have a cup of tea and piece of cake and pretend I was Elizabeth. I think I may have got the wrong kind of rake – thereby hangs a tale, my dears.
Feel free to post your own pictures of gardens, unusually shaped vegetables, questions and answers in here!
I have just bought a flat with a peculiarly large and un-developed garden and I am keen to have people tell me what to do in it <snerk>. Unfortunately the potential offered by Throbbs’s delicious illustration here isn’t practical (NB those garden implements are real), as the garden has a very low wall and a constant stream of dog walkers coming past to go to the park. Please give me lots of advice, some of which I will ignore and then you can say: “I told you so”.
AllardChardon has already explained that my having dug out sods and just lazily turned them over to make a vegetable patch will mean I am picking grass roots out for the foreseeable future, but I’ve done that now so too late. Piglet and I have only just put the potatoes in, and you can all tell me how that’s too late, which I know but I did have to dig the ground out in order to put the potatoes in at all. As I tell my students, if a job’s worth doing, it’s worth doing badly. We will get something and we are not really depending on the potatoes to get through the winter, only pretending in a Marie Antoinette-ish way.
One year when Piglet was very small, I had to plant the potatoes in June in gro-bags! We of course didn’t get nice roasting potatoes, just some little new potatoes. However Piglet was incredibly excited, crying: “Look Mum! We put one potato in and it turned into lots!” It was like an amazing piece of magic to her, which it is really.
HP has also told me I must paint the shed with something and I promise to do that too - as soon as it stops raining (means never here in Wales!).
I have decided not to mow the end of the lawn til these unexpected flowers which started blooming in it are over. I had to rake this other bit of lawn before mowing it, and it took a very long time! as it was choked with dead leaves and grass and moss. I did get to pretend I was Demelza from early episodes of Poldark while doing it, and then go in and have a cup of tea and piece of cake and pretend I was Elizabeth. I think I may have got the wrong kind of rake – thereby hangs a tale, my dears.
Feel free to post your own pictures of gardens, unusually shaped vegetables, questions and answers in here!