Once more with feeling.

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Mercury_Maniac said:

remind me to never show you my hands

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I'm sure they're lovely, the best thing is you can perv on hands casually...

 

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Don't make me prove you wrong

 

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Mercury_Maniac said:

Don't make me prove you wrong

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Sounds like you're threatening to send me pictures

 

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Sometimes you do things that remind me why I love you.

 

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Abstract...

 

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BAWKWARD

 

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JOCKWARD

 

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This is becoming an amazing experience for me.

"Oh I'm sorry Clive, I didn't realise you were....ehm...I won't call around unannounced anymore"

Awkward.

 

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Excuse me, are you interested in a free mustache ride?

 

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LimoAndPizza said:

Excuse me, are you interested in a free mustache ride?

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I've been looking for a new Av for ages.

 

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Connubium said:

I've been looking for a new Av for ages.

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You're welcome. This guy might be better than Spock.

 

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LimoAndPizza said:

You're welcome. This guy might be better than Spock.

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Maybe...the thought of them together is making me want to visit the 'currently masturbating' thread.

 

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Connubium said:

Maybe...the thought of them together is making me want to visit the 'currently masturbating' thread.

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I'm way ahead of you.

 

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See the expression on the girl in the pink dress? She's trying not to focus on the fact that she has a cock in her hand, I do the same face...the vacant stare.

And yes I know that they're actually hens.

 

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Mindless cockhandling...I can dig it.

 

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Marry me, baby. This could be us!

 

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LimoAndPizza said:

I'm way ahead of you.

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Fancy getting serious with this and making ourselves a little SRP?

It's a fan fiction story where Spock travels backwards in time to the 1980's, alone and confused he meets the charismatic Chad, wannabe actor and professional male stripper. Spock is shocked at first but soon realises if he want's to survive and make his way in the bleak past, he needs to adapt, Chad kindly offers to show him all the tricks of the trade....

Motherfucker writes itself.

 

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LimoAndPizza said:

Marry me, baby. This could be us!

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This is funny because I know it's from your private collection.

 

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Connubium said:

This is funny because I know it's from your private collection.

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I do love a hairy pussy. And old, fat people.

 

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LimoAndPizza said:

I do love a hairy pussy. And old, fat people.

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The people look so happy but the cats look so sad.

 

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The cat on the dude's lap looks especially displeased.

 

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The people look so happy but the cats look so sad.

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The cats look smug. Just like cats always do. Bunch of assholes.

 

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LimoAndPizza said:

The cats look smug. Just like cats always do. Bunch of assholes.

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Awww no they don't, learn to read cat expressions better dumbass.



This is the first thing we haven't agreed on as a couple, I'm going to stay with my mother for the weekend.