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Beach huts vary in size from the smallest which are little more than enclosed spaces about the size of a telephone box in which to change, to chalets that are effectively holiday homes on the beach. Our beach huts are not large enough nor allowed to be used for overnight sleeping. They have no facilities at all. Water comes from a tap on the edge of the beach. The public toilets close at 7pm, so some of our beach huts have portable toilets particularly for younger children to use.
Oh, wow. Those are quite something. I thought they were something like changing rooms (which as you say some are) but these look quite elaborate.
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Compared with our beach huts, even a basic sited caravan is luxury. It has cooking facilities, toilet and shower, beds, heating and tv. A few beach hut people bring portable devices that will play video, but most of our local owners leave everything electronic behind when they come to their beach hut. Some even 'forget' to bring their mobile phones.

From time to time we have community art projects in one of the beach huts. I have been known to produce a wind-up gramophone to play suitable music for the theme of the project. Next year, the 100th anniversary of the start of the First World War in 1914 (not the start for the US troops) I will be playing music recorded from 1914 to 1918 on contemporary 78rpm records. If I can find one, I might even use a 1914 gramophone. There was one model apparently produced specially for use in the trenches of the Western Front.



The horn was built into the lid and could be cleaned easily.
And if you can, please transfer the music to an electronic medium. I'd like to hear it!.
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And if you can, please transfer the music to an electronic medium. I'd like to hear it!.
Eek! I'd have to sort through 1000+ 78 rpm records.

The last time I tried, the turntable wouldn't play the start or end of my 78s. They were too wide and the music went on too far into the centre.
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Woah, five different kinds of beef? That sounds goo-ood. Do you mean different cuts? Detail, detail, tell us more.
I had hamburgers for lunch before I left for the party (no single women there), brisket (overly spiced but crumbly tender), kobe strip steak, and two kinds of London broil (don't know the difference).

There was also sausages, roast turkey, and pork roll. Our host cooked up 27 pounds of meat
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I had hamburgers for lunch before I left for the party (no single women there), brisket (overly spiced but crumbly tender), kobe strip steak, and two kinds of London broil (don't know the difference).

There was also sausages, roast turkey, and pork roll. Our host cooked up 27 pounds of meat


Kobe steak? You mean that one that is massaged regularly to make sure it's really tender? Is there a real big difference?

I've never managed to try Kobe beef, although I am a bit spoilt here by having to choose between Welsh Black Gold and Scottish Aberdeen Angus - sold by two of the rival butchers who share my custom. (I love my butchers. It's impossible to choose; they are all so lovely.)

No single women? Dahlink, you must change your social circles! You are always going to places where there are no single women, so your hot muscular body gets only an objective appreciation. Don't let the beefsteaks get all the nice massages!
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Kobe steak? You mean that one that is massaged regularly to make sure it's really tender? Is there a real big difference?

I've never managed to try Kobe beef, although I am a bit spoilt here by having to choose between Welsh Black Gold and Scottish Aberdeen Angus - sold by two of the rival butchers who share my custom. (I love my butchers. It's impossible to choose; they are all so lovely.)

No single women? Dahlink, you must change your social circles! You are always going to places where there are no single women, so your hot muscular body gets only an objective appreciation. Don't let the beefsteaks get all the nice massages!
My previous exposures to kobe were less than spectacular, but this particular cut was the meat of the year

And if I knew how to change my social life I would have by now
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My previous exposures to kobe were less than spectacular, but this particular cut was the meat of the year

And if I knew how to change my social life I would have by now
Mmm, I would love to give it a taste! I do adore a nice steak.

Awww, TGP, do give it a shot. You have to spot the places where women go and hang out, try some new things. You are a real desirable hunk and drive a dead sexy car. Don't hold out on the local women! a good man is hard to find. If you could find it in your heart to just brave a few classes or volunteer at some concerts or do those things that women go along to, there will be so many grateful girls queuing up. I know it's a bit daunting but for their sakes, take a deep breath and give it a go.
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They make tons of corner blocks for crown mouldings but none for cove mouldings. Why not? This would make my life so much easier.
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Uh, why can't you use crown moulding block with cove moulding?

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The blind leading the uh, blind.
She doesn't want blinds, she wants moulding blocks.

Maybe Ogg can help? He's bound to have some pictures.

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Agh agh, the cold tap in the bathroom has sprung a leak and I've had to turn the water off in the house.
I cannot turn on my washing machine! Aaaaah, aaaah! I can't bear it, gasp gasp. I will have to go to the dealer and sit in front of their washing machines looking with big pleading eyes and begging to just touch the knobs ... of the washing machines! puhlease.
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Agh agh, the cold tap in the bathroom has sprung a leak and I've had to turn the water off in the house.
I cannot turn on my washing machine! Aaaaah, aaaah! I can't bear it, gasp gasp. I will have to go to the dealer and sit in front of their washing machines looking with big pleading eyes and begging to just touch the knobs ... of the washing machines! puhlease.
And the music I'm listening to is of course Velvet Underground I'm Waiting for the Man. By which I mean the plumber.
I have individual shutoff valves for each side of every tap in the house. Redundant, redundant, yes, yes, but you never have to shut all the water off. That is unless someone chops the main water line in two pieces.
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I have individual shutoff valves for each side of every tap in the house. Redundant, redundant, yes, yes, but you never have to shut all the water off. That is unless someone chops the main water line in two pieces.
Dahlink, I have only just learnt how to put water in the wishy washy wiper bottle in the car. I'm not sure I'm ready yet to install shutoff valves on every tap in the house. And HP frowned on my choice of black sealant for the bathtub .

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The blind leading the uh, blind.
I suck at mitered corners. That might have a bit to do with my available tools, though: A protractor; a sanding block; a drywall saw; a styrofoam saw; a tack hammer.

I finally gave up on the cove moulding and just put up simple strips. It looks pretty good.

Especially if you're kinda short, kinda near-sighted and don't look very closely.
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I finally gave up on the cove moulding and just put up simple strips. It looks pretty good.

Especially if you're kinda short, kinda near-sighted and don't look very closely.
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At least now i know what to get you for Christmas. A Miter saw and Miter box.
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At least now i know what to get you for Christmas. A Miter saw and Miter box.
Oh, there's one out in the garage. However, this was polystrene moulding about an inch thick and hardly seemed worth battling the brown recluses.

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I've heard that before. Down at the beauty shop, I think.
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And yet again, I am the bubble boy in an important poker game. I needed to come in 3rd (just like last week), and came in 4th (just like last week)...
Oooh, 'bubble boy', that sounds ... interesting.

LOL, there are some FAWC stories with poker in them ... oh, I can't say any more until the competition is over in case I give away whether I wrote or didn't write them. They are hot. Whether I might have written them, or not.
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And when I go to apply for my ticket out of Stepford, what happens? The website is being redesigned and all my possible tickets have disappeared.

Is the Universe trying to tell me something? Should I just shut up and stay here in the kitchen, kicking the kittens?

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Fecking Hell, the job webpage is still completely not working.


Oh well, at least I got an unsolicited PM asking me to chat! My very first! Well, unless you count that one who tried to talk to me about rugby. Bwaaa ha ha ha!

I am going to go and get my hair cut. It has only been about seven years since I had it done, so that should be entertaining! Don't worry, I'll only have it trimmed. Then I can still let it down if some charming prince shows up with a job to rescue me from my tower in Stepford.


(I will email the regional office and point out that I set aside these few days without Piglet especially for applying for my ticket out of Stepford and can they email me the job details - there. They don't give out these PhDs for nothing, you know. You have to shake your booty a bit - ha ha ha! if only. )
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