shizzz
That one guy
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Snow White
First off. We never asked to have her, but when she came to us, none of us knew what to do. But soon we realized just how fortunate we were. Above is a snapshot of our time with snowy, that’s what we call her, and soon she would realize just how much we could do so she would appreciate us
But I’m getting ahead of myself
We were working in our mine, another long 12 hour day of swinging our picks, pushing carts, and uncovering the mountains bounty
Al this work, despite the way we have been portrayed, has led each of us to be very muscular, very toned dwarves.
And dwarves are not midgets. We are a people meant for the mines. Take any human and have him adapt to hard work and confined space. You get a strong compact man. Shorter legs and arms, but that’s all. The rest is like any other man. I digress
I’m geumpy, and we had made our way back to our home. And discovered someone had broken in
A human. A beautiful raven haired woman was lying on our cots in our house
“What do we do” dopey asked, but doc stepped up
He laid his hands on her and checked her vitals
“She is well and we will let her rest,” but I was having none of that
“Oh no. She’s on my cot!” But doc quickly assuaged me and gave up his bed. We all then slept, doc on watch
Snow White
First off. We never asked to have her, but when she came to us, none of us knew what to do. But soon we realized just how fortunate we were. Above is a snapshot of our time with snowy, that’s what we call her, and soon she would realize just how much we could do so she would appreciate us
But I’m getting ahead of myself
We were working in our mine, another long 12 hour day of swinging our picks, pushing carts, and uncovering the mountains bounty
Al this work, despite the way we have been portrayed, has led each of us to be very muscular, very toned dwarves.
And dwarves are not midgets. We are a people meant for the mines. Take any human and have him adapt to hard work and confined space. You get a strong compact man. Shorter legs and arms, but that’s all. The rest is like any other man. I digress
I’m geumpy, and we had made our way back to our home. And discovered someone had broken in
A human. A beautiful raven haired woman was lying on our cots in our house
“What do we do” dopey asked, but doc stepped up
He laid his hands on her and checked her vitals
“She is well and we will let her rest,” but I was having none of that
“Oh no. She’s on my cot!” But doc quickly assuaged me and gave up his bed. We all then slept, doc on watch