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Old 01-15-2018, 09:38 PM   #1026
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Please don't besmirch my family lies!
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There, there. I'm sure the post man never rang twice at YOUR house.
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Old Yesterday, 01:38 AM   #1027
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There. Right there. Right where the toaster caught fire at YOUR house. Why didn't the smoke alarm go off?
I blame the nerd next door who wirelessly hacked every IoT device in the neighborhood. That WiFi toaster just invited trouble. My bad. Sorry about your trees.
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Old Yesterday, 02:09 AM   #1028
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Some people get a visceral thrill out of pirating Internet service AND operating chainsaws.
Not many, but I’m one of them.
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Old Yesterday, 03:50 AM   #1029
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Doc said he’d never seen this before.
So, let me get this straight—pun intended —do the chicks like the way it rubs their walls, or not?
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Old Yesterday, 03:56 AM   #1030
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So, let me make it straight—pun intended — because I know chicks hate it when it curves just right and "rubs their walls" (lol) from behind and in front at the same time.

(no we don't! )


So, umm, hi. So, you wanna rub my walls, or what?

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So, umm, hi there, stranger. So, you wanna manipulate my spine, or what?
I'm a Scientologist, not a chiropractor. Here, let me hook you up to the e-meter. [zap!] Oops, sorry about that.
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Old Yesterday, 04:10 AM   #1032
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I'm a Scientologist, and a pervert. Here, let me hook you up to the sacred sybian. [zap!] Oops, so, wow, you like that, huh?
So, is there like an initiation I have to do or anything?
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Old Yesterday, 10:47 AM   #1033
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So, is there like an insertion I have to use or anything?
Yes. You'll find it in the cello case beside the bed.
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Old Yesterday, 12:35 PM   #1034
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Yes. You'll find it in the yellow vase beside the bed.
Oh, inside the vase; not the vase itself! You had me worried there...
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Old Yesterday, 01:34 PM   #1035
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Oh, inside of Val; not the vaseline jar! You had me worried there...
You thought I was doing a vaseline jar?
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You thought he was using Valvoline to . . . ?
Well, I did wonder why there was a bottle of 10W-40 on his nightstand. Wait, if he's not using for that then . . .
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Well, I did wonder why there was a jub of WalMart mouthwash on his nightstand. He chugs it like cheap, nasty vodka. At least he doesn't use it for mixed drinks.
A relationship works best if you have shared interests and a really strong gut that can withstand anything.
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