KeithD
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no drinking, no excessive consumption of calories and certainly no penetrative sex!!
Have you considered that you might be doing Christmas wrong?
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no drinking, no excessive consumption of calories and certainly no penetrative sex!!
Have you considered that you might be doing Christmas wrong?
spent ages putting a tree up today. deep fucking joy. taking the fucking thing down in a few weeks.
the tree's just about the best part for me
a real tree this year, laced with silver and red beads, some lights, a few red bows, and gold-glitter dusted round spiky seedheads from something growing outdoors hanging from some of the branches. It's not the same, chunkier kind of tree more commonly used but cedar, apparently - it's just beautiful, open, airy... makes me smile EVERY time i look at it!
and keeping it watered means not too much in the way of dropping foliage.
you sound like HIts just a bloody tree!
put lipstick on a pig and its still a pig. putting beads on a tree.... its still a tree
Christmas came a week early this year. The special one got a bike.
less of the Grinch if you please. , put that whereever you wantMerry Christmas, you old grinch!
burn it. sod the environment.Hi Hobbit!!
My tree has been standing here, half done, for days.
Jose is special, just not quite special enough.Hobbit, stick your tree up Mourinho's backside. He needs a job!
He'd make a better Christmas fairy than Man U manager.
you sound like H
and quite beautiful naked, but so pretty with its lights. you can't stop me smiling
^^the tree, the tree!