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What is this censoring you speak of?

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HAHAHA! Gotta love Quagmire!
 
Oh god, if they start censoring us on regular obscenities......this place will go up in flames!

I can write the following:

Fist fuck
Anal prolapse
Anal fisting
Dilated *shivers*

But I can't write p r o o f or p r o b l e m a t i c. Silly.
 
Thank you. Let me try this again. That might be a bit p.r.o.b.lematic. Geez. We can type all sorts of obscenities here, but pr*blematic is pr*blematic?!? Okaaaaaaaay then.

I know. P R O O F is one I got censored on today too.... Double Ewe Tee Eff.

I can write the following:

Fist fuck
Anal prolapse
Anal fisting
Dilated *shivers*

But I can't write p r o o f or p r o b l e m a t i c. Silly.


What in tarnation are you talking about?

I present PROOF that writing these words are not PROBLEMATIC.

Are you referring to restrictions on the devices with which you are navigating the interwebs?
 
Let's just do a little experiment here.

proof = PROOF = p.r.o.o.f.
problematic = PROBLEMATIC = p.r.o.b.l.e.m.a.t.i.c.

WOOHOOO! They fixed it! :nana:
 
Let's just do a little experiment here.

proof = PROOF = p.r.o.o.f.
problematic = PROBLEMATIC = p.r.o.b.l.e.m.a.t.i.c.

WOOHOOO! They fixed it! :nana:


That is wonderful news, only exceeded by the fact that you seem in better spirits than you were this morning. There was talk of a possible beheading or castration if the wrong person shot you a sideways glance.

Good to see your banana dancing.
 
That is wonderful news, only exceeded by the fact that you seem in better spirits than you were this morning. There was talk of a possible beheading or castration if the wrong person shot you a sideways glance.

Good to see your banana dancing.
Thank you, Doll. Yes, I was a little cranky this morning. Some Stickmann and Em hijinks cured what ailed me though. :) You guys (and all of my Lit friends) rock! :kiss:
 
Perhaps Emerson and I should open up a clinic for those down on their luck. You know, since we are such upstanding citizens.
 
I am not feeling the love here. Screw you guys, I'm going home.

*throws dick over shoulder and storms out*

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*looks back to see if anyone follows after him*


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*silently weeps*
 
was that your dick in my eye or your ...
*throws dick over shoulder and storms out*
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*looks back to see if anyone follows after him*
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*silently weeps*

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:)
 
How's this? :D

I am not feeling the love here. Screw you guys, I'm going home.

*throws dick over shoulder and storms out*

dot dot dot


dot X 3


dot ^ 3 (that's actually a bit different than dot X 3)


*looks back to see if anyone follows after him*


dot dot dot dot (4 dots indicate a longer wait period)


dot X 4


2 X (dot X 2)


*silently weeps*
 
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