The Last Thing You Thought...

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"Nothing more amusing than watching men hit on women at the bar and fail. I wonder if I'd have better luck?"

"I really am a lonely person....sheesh, I need to get a life, or something...."
 
At how ridiculous the BDSM personals are, they are down right comedic mostly

and

16 days til I set my feet back on American soil :D
 
*beep bop boop beep beep blip boop*
"Hi, mr bossman? Yeah, I'm not coming in today. I'm taking a spent day."


*second thought*
DAMN my back's gonna hurt later. How did I even get like that?!
 
Well spring showers can last late into May, depending on where you are from.

In Oregon where I raised, it rains almost 360 days a year
 
I need to move some place where the weather is perfect all the time!

moves to Mexico
 
I need to build a space ship so I can keep the climate at 65 degrees all day every day.
 
I like both but during the civil war I go for the beavers.....DUCK's are number 2 in the nation so blah :p

Last thought before I go to bed:

What more can I do...I try so hard yet feel like I am always failing you....
 
I like both but during the civil war I go for the beavers.....DUCK's are number 2 in the nation so blah :p

Last thought before I go to bed:

What more can I do...I try so hard yet feel like I am always failing you....

*chuckles* There's hope for you yet. I swear, in the summer time I can't go anywhere in my hometown without seeing a Ducks bumper sticker on a car somewhere.
 
I have this sudden urge...for a hot little ninja slut on her knees begging me to spew for her.
 
To explain my day, I shall borrow a line from The Simpsons:

"Everything is coming up Milhouse!"
 
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