Handley_Page
Draco interdum Vincit
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- Aug 18, 2007
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and England swings like a pendulum do.
I put in a seance at Westminster...
and you hear "Order, Order" from an empty chair.
I put in a pair of ear defenders
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and England swings like a pendulum do.
I put in a seance at Westminster...
and you hear "Order, Order" from an empty chair.
I put in a pair of ear defenders
and now you can hear the train of angels singing
I put in a pair of purple bikini panties
which my hubby found on the floor of the grocery last night. (I kid you not.)
but they have to go back to the Grocer's wife
I put in a new pair of red socks
and a baseball player uses them as ball warmers.
I put in a bun warmer
which is affected by the snow
I put in a blown fuse
and it gets replaced by a resetable circuit breaker.
I put in a wad blown at the casino...
and the vending machine rolls back to you two cherries and a firecracker.
I put in a green arrow
and you go in the direction it points.
I put in a GPS systems with a random location generator function...
And that, Officer, is why I was found in the Ladies. . . . .
I put in a chastity belt
and M'Lady has a spare key.
I put in a Knight Errant or an errant knight...
who gets sent on an errand
I put in a hard drive dock
and out comes a New York submarine sandwich.and still the golf ball bounces into the water.
I put in an unused, wet, crumpled Taxi Dancer ticket
and out comes a New York submarine sandwich.
I put in my lack of ability to write a one-shot...
and out comes a modern water-saving one.and out comes a self-loading ability
I put in a very slow, electric, washing machine
and out comes a modern water-saving one.
I put in one of the new plastic $20 bills from up here...
but it's not water-proof and gets destroyed.
I put in an electricity meter
And a bolt of lightning cracks it
(which makes it a highly attractive focal point on a steampunk top hat)
I throw in a barbell ear ornament, pulled from the lobe of a doctor who threw a dart at me.
but it is too heavy for the alien
I put in a small spaceship
and you get back a fistful of Mars Bars
and some Bermuda shorts dappled with crazy red and green triangles which make the eyeballs spin
I put in a full tank of gas for a charity mobile
Peace and love to all...
and it is HUGE!
I put in a Gas Tank full of LPG for cooking.
[ Amen to that, Sister. ]
and you get an annotated cookbook
I put in a van that never breaks down.
and someone steals the engine.
I put in an army bus full of lusty soliders... I mean soldiers
all of whom are very, very drunk & incapable.
I put in an emergency OFF switch
and you get breakfast
I put in a blue painters tape