aneverydaygent
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Get one of those vibrating razors, they are just the perfect size for the ass not to split you in half and it vibrates! Its great, i keep mine in the shower and has given me LOTS OF PLEASURE!
Household items used for butt plug / dildo
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Sheernylons1948
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Cigar casing
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Shampoo bottle- not a huge one. First thing I ever put in there besides a finger, I believe. And yes, being young and stupid; it hurt.
I agree about telling the wife, You may get surprised, My wife likes to use the toy on Me. also You are better off using anal toys such as butt plugs that have flared ends so there is no danger of it getting away from You. Now I taken a fly swatter putt couple of socks over the handle the put a condom over it, take flap end and put under bed mattress and You can shape it to point slightly up and then back on to it and ride like crazy.
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john_and_mima
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look up kubotan on amazon. john has one as a keyring and it comes in very useful for other things 
mima x
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Always use condoms and lube...my experience is with these:
Hair brush handle
Remote control
Beer bottle (thick glass variety)
Carrot (very carefully)
Ice cubes
Plunger handle
I'm on to purpose built toys now though, I only used those when still living at home. Good luck!
Hair brush handle
Remote control
Beer bottle (thick glass variety)
Carrot (very carefully)
Ice cubes
Plunger handle
I'm on to purpose built toys now though, I only used those when still living at home. Good luck!
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A large screwdriver handle.
The new Oral B toothbrush. It has a nice sized handle, perfect for anal or vaginal stimulation. The brush end is perfect to lightly run through your pubic hair. The "top" has little nubs perfect for the clit!!! This is a great masturbation tool!
The "rippled" handle of a bathroom brush.
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A large screwdriver handle.
The new Oral B toothbrush. It has a nice sized handle, perfect for anal or vaginal stimulation. The brush end is perfect to lightly run through your pubic hair. The "top" has little nubs perfect for the clit!!! This is a great masturbation tool!
The "rippled" handle of a bathroom brush.
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In college, my roommate worked at an emergency room. One night he brought home a copy of an xray and asked us to guess what it was. You could obviously see the pelvis but it had a perfectly round filled white circle right in the middle. After we gave up he told us it was a cue ball. I can't believe we were so naive back then not to have figured it out. Another night he told us of the guy who came into emergency with an unbroken (thank god) light bulb stuck up inside his ass. I asked the guy was related to uncle fester (addams family-always had a light bulb in his mouth).
As for me, until i lived on my own, i put almost everything I found up my ass as long as it was long, cylindrical with a rounded head.
As for me, until i lived on my own, i put almost everything I found up my ass as long as it was long, cylindrical with a rounded head.
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omg...yessssssss
I only used my razor like that twice before getting a set of doc johnson butt plugs tho...I wanted to be safe, lol.
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I love using a carrot vaginally, after I am done I eat it. They are the best carrots I have ever had. I haven't used a carrot analy yet.
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Oh, I love love love my oral b electric toothbrush.
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I've tried Tampons and a pluger. Make sure if it's a wooden plunger put a condom on it and lower yourself on it. hope this helps.
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And don't carve out the eyes if you like being watched.
Wow...let's see... I've used a plunger handle, a set of nunchucks, the handle to a Kirby vacuum cleaner (that had this little hooked end that rubbed the prostate the RIGHT way) the handle end of a marching bass drum mallet! A brand new Aqua Fresh toothpaste container (the aerosol kind, new because the cap is taped on)(or you can tape it?) assorted liquor, wine and beer bottles (plugged or capped to prevent vapor lock)
Toys are the best though! Find a good place to hide it and you're scot free!!
Toys are the best though! Find a good place to hide it and you're scot free!!
extasybliss
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Definitely agree with the idea of a handle of a srewdriver. I have used those on my ass a few times after I clean it (and I clean it afterwards too 
). I have also used the end of a plunger, a cucumber (you can look for smaller ones at the supermarket), a thick pen that had a squishy handle...just keep your eyes opened around the house or even take a trip to a dollar store and look for a phallic object.
). I have also used the end of a plunger, a cucumber (you can look for smaller ones at the supermarket), a thick pen that had a squishy handle...just keep your eyes opened around the house or even take a trip to a dollar store and look for a phallic object.
