Go Back   Literotica Discussion Board > Main Literotica Forums > How To... > HT Cafe

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools

Old 02-05-2006, 05:50 AM   #1
Cathleen
Summer breeze...
 
Cathleen's Avatar
 
Cathleen is offline
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Boston, you're my home.
Posts: 31,072
Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

I think it's time for a blurt thread in HT Land, so taking the 'rules' from our gracious host Laurel's thread...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Laurel
No post on this thread can have any obvious connection to the ones before it. No quoting of other posts; no responding directly to others. This is a thread of disconnected blurts - no conversations.
Yeah, I have a feeling we'll break the rules here and there, but blurt away friends.
__________________
.
Nothing is so strong as gentleness, and nothing so gentle as real strength..... Francis de Sales

There is a flower for every mood of the mind. ....Thoreau

The earth laughs in flowers. .... Emerson

 

Old 02-05-2006, 06:00 AM   #2
Quoll
Area 25
 
Quoll's Avatar
 
Quoll is offline
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: That's where I live.
Posts: 11,536
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cathleen
I think it's time for a blurt thread in HT Land, so taking the 'rules' from our gracious host Laurel's thread...


Yeah, I have a feeling we'll break the rules here and there, but blurt away friends.
I think the chances of any of us breaking the rules is very slim, don't you?
 

Old 02-05-2006, 10:25 AM   #3
wicked woman
from my travels
 
wicked woman's Avatar
 
wicked woman is offline
Join Date: May 2003
Location: True north strong and free
Posts: 15,693
Quote:
Originally Posted by quoll
I think the chances of any of us breaking the rules is very slim, don't you?
No...I think it's almost impossible for the HT bunch not to quote or respond to each other.



ok ok Cate...I'll try to blurt...hmmmm...uuummmm...


Damn that weather yesterday. From the hairdresser's (who did her regular fabulous job on my hair, if I do say so myself) to my home....my hair got absolutely soaked! I mean water dripping down my face...and I got drenched through my rain coat at the shoulders! Damn it wasn't even raining....that was snow!!!!
__________________
We are not primarily on earth to see through one another, but to see one another through."
 

Old 02-05-2006, 10:39 AM   #4
bisexplicit
but i'm a lesbian
 
bisexplicit's Avatar
 
bisexplicit is offline
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Inside of you.
Posts: 28,777
I didn't realize it was possible for someone to give themselves a sore throat from screaming during sex. Now I know.
__________________
'Cause I'm a little bit tired of fearing that I'll be the bad fruit nobody buys - Missy Higgins

The clouds in your eyes down your face they pour - Joshua Radin

I don't know who I am - who I am - without you,
All I know is that I should.
- Missy Higgins
 

Old 02-05-2006, 12:12 PM   #5
Denae
Solitude's Muse
 
Denae's Avatar
 
Denae is offline
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Holding my breath in a fantasy-free zone
Posts: 6,062
Note to self: remove all fingers from drawer before closing said drawer. 10 minutes later and my fingernail bed is still numb. Ouch.
 

Old 02-05-2006, 12:40 PM   #6
EJFan
Absolute Genius
 
EJFan's Avatar
 
EJFan is offline
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Halfway between irrelevant and irreverent
Posts: 6,588
there are tiny birds flying in the bushes outside my window... must be some kind of mating ritual (which makes me jealous but that's another story... everyone and everyTHING gets laid but me... lol). don't they know it's not spring???? i want my god damned winter!
__________________
I wouldn't fuck you with a stolen dick.

Royal Flush Count Since November, 2005
SIX
 

Old 02-05-2006, 12:48 PM   #7
Quoll
Area 25
 
Quoll's Avatar
 
Quoll is offline
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: That's where I live.
Posts: 11,536
Quote:
Quote:
I'm not coping well with this system.

Last edited by quoll : 02-05-2006 at 12:51 PM.
 

Old 02-05-2006, 01:04 PM   #8
Denae
Solitude's Muse
 
Denae's Avatar
 
Denae is offline
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Holding my breath in a fantasy-free zone
Posts: 6,062
Quote:
Originally Posted by EJFan
there are tiny birds flying in the bushes outside my window... must be some kind of mating ritual (which makes me jealous but that's another story... everyone and everyTHING gets laid but me... lol). don't they know it's not spring???? i want my god damned winter!
Hate to tell you EJ, but you're not the only one left out of the mating loop.
 

Old 02-05-2006, 01:05 PM   #9
Quoll
Area 25
 
Quoll's Avatar
 
Quoll is offline
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: That's where I live.
Posts: 11,536
Being a rebel is hard work.


Non Lit: I'm going to work now.
 

Old 02-05-2006, 01:05 PM   #10
Cathleen
Summer breeze...
 
Cathleen's Avatar
 
Cathleen is offline
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Boston, you're my home.
Posts: 31,072
Quote:
Originally Posted by quoll
I'm not coping well with this system.
I think you're doing very well... keep up the good fight.
__________________
.
Nothing is so strong as gentleness, and nothing so gentle as real strength..... Francis de Sales

There is a flower for every mood of the mind. ....Thoreau

The earth laughs in flowers. .... Emerson

 

Old 02-05-2006, 01:06 PM   #11
Cathleen
Summer breeze...
 
Cathleen's Avatar
 
Cathleen is offline
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Boston, you're my home.
Posts: 31,072
Sending icey thoughts to Den's fingers. A net for EJ to capture those birds - please send me a few so I can remember what mating looks like at least.
__________________
.
Nothing is so strong as gentleness, and nothing so gentle as real strength..... Francis de Sales

There is a flower for every mood of the mind. ....Thoreau

The earth laughs in flowers. .... Emerson

 

Old 02-05-2006, 01:08 PM   #12
Willing and Unsure
Stuffed Animal Princess
 
Willing and Unsure's Avatar
 
Willing and Unsure is offline
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: hiding among my animals....
Posts: 8,661
The sun is finally shining through the clouds today!! First time I've seen sunlight in more than a month.
__________________
"Most people see what is, and never see what can be."
-Albert Einstein

 

Old 02-05-2006, 02:29 PM   #13
bisexplicit
but i'm a lesbian
 
bisexplicit's Avatar
 
bisexplicit is offline
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Inside of you.
Posts: 28,777
Life is out to get me.
__________________
'Cause I'm a little bit tired of fearing that I'll be the bad fruit nobody buys - Missy Higgins

The clouds in your eyes down your face they pour - Joshua Radin

I don't know who I am - who I am - without you,
All I know is that I should.
- Missy Higgins
 

Old 02-05-2006, 03:02 PM   #14
EJFan
Absolute Genius
 
EJFan's Avatar
 
EJFan is offline
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Halfway between irrelevant and irreverent
Posts: 6,588
Quote:
Originally Posted by bisexplicit
Life is out to get me.
that's odd... monopoly actually tried to slit my throat this morning.

death to milton bradley!
__________________
I wouldn't fuck you with a stolen dick.

Royal Flush Count Since November, 2005
SIX
 

Old 02-05-2006, 03:03 PM   #15
bisexplicit
but i'm a lesbian
 
bisexplicit's Avatar
 
bisexplicit is offline
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Inside of you.
Posts: 28,777
Quote:
Originally Posted by EJFan
that's odd... monopoly actually tried to slit my throat this morning.

death to milton bradley!


Damn board games.




Actually, I love board games. I love them more than life itself. haha.
__________________
'Cause I'm a little bit tired of fearing that I'll be the bad fruit nobody buys - Missy Higgins

The clouds in your eyes down your face they pour - Joshua Radin

I don't know who I am - who I am - without you,
All I know is that I should.
- Missy Higgins
 

Old 02-05-2006, 03:13 PM   #16
EJFan
Absolute Genius
 
EJFan's Avatar
 
EJFan is offline
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Halfway between irrelevant and irreverent
Posts: 6,588
now i think everyone who's been to this thread has broken the rule. we're such non-conformists.
__________________
I wouldn't fuck you with a stolen dick.

Royal Flush Count Since November, 2005
SIX
 

Old 02-05-2006, 04:07 PM   #17
Cathleen
Summer breeze...
 
Cathleen's Avatar
 
Cathleen is offline
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Boston, you're my home.
Posts: 31,072
* I'm so sick of you and your constant probing for others to share private things. Grow up, if you want to know ask privately and then accept that they might not want to reply. Do you ever have a real non-sexual thought or question? Even when it looks like you're responding with something coherent I have a suspicion you're stealing from the internet.

* I want Paula Dean to come to my home and cook!

* I honestly do hope you can overcome this problem... you can be a better man. I'm being very sincere J.P., work at it.
__________________
.
Nothing is so strong as gentleness, and nothing so gentle as real strength..... Francis de Sales

There is a flower for every mood of the mind. ....Thoreau

The earth laughs in flowers. .... Emerson

 

Old 02-05-2006, 04:43 PM   #18
bobsgirl
Jiggly
 
bobsgirl's Avatar
 
bobsgirl is offline
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: on the Internet
Posts: 7,144
This book is really stretching my brain cells. When was the last time I actually had to think while I read?
__________________
Some people are like Slinkies. They're not good for much, but it makes you smile when you push them down the stairs.
 

Old 02-05-2006, 04:47 PM   #19
pleasteasme
*Endangered Species*
 
pleasteasme's Avatar
 
pleasteasme is offline
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: On the roof kicking off moss...
Posts: 17,296
Quote:
Originally Posted by EJFan
now i think everyone who's been to this thread has broken the rule. we're such non-conformists.
I need to join this club! Where do I sign up? Any fees?
__________________
Passionate Kisses

Guilty Pleasures

My Stories and Poetry


I like my men like my coffee; warm, strong, and can keep me up all night!

 

Old 02-05-2006, 11:29 PM   #20
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
 

Old 02-05-2006, 11:35 PM   #21
EJFan
Absolute Genius
 
EJFan's Avatar
 
EJFan is offline
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Halfway between irrelevant and irreverent
Posts: 6,588
Quote:
Originally Posted by pleasteasme
I need to join this club! Where do I sign up? Any fees?
shit! i went to respond to this and then i remembered... no quoting other posts.

you set a trap for me and you knew it!
__________________
I wouldn't fuck you with a stolen dick.

Royal Flush Count Since November, 2005
SIX
 

Old 02-05-2006, 11:44 PM   #22
pleasteasme
*Endangered Species*
 
pleasteasme's Avatar
 
pleasteasme is offline
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: On the roof kicking off moss...
Posts: 17,296
Quote:
Originally Posted by EJFan
shit! i went to respond to this and then i remembered... no quoting other posts.

you set a trap for me and you knew it!
'Cause I'm evil like that...



__________________
Passionate Kisses

Guilty Pleasures

My Stories and Poetry


I like my men like my coffee; warm, strong, and can keep me up all night!

 

Old 02-05-2006, 11:49 PM   #23
midwestyankee
Literotica Guru
 
midwestyankee's Avatar
 
midwestyankee is offline
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,846
My cable modem/network system is so slow today that I might as well be using a dial-up connection.

Lost several IM messages - they just never made it to my computer. Yaaaarrrgh!
 

Old 02-05-2006, 11:51 PM   #24
EJFan
Absolute Genius
 
EJFan's Avatar
 
EJFan is offline
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Halfway between irrelevant and irreverent
Posts: 6,588
Quote:
Originally Posted by pleasteasme
'Cause I'm evil like that...
i HAD heard stories... but refused to believe that someone as pure and innocent looking as yourself could really be all that bad.

i think i like it.
__________________
I wouldn't fuck you with a stolen dick.

Royal Flush Count Since November, 2005
SIX
 

Old 02-05-2006, 11:55 PM   #25
pleasteasme
*Endangered Species*
 
pleasteasme's Avatar
 
pleasteasme is offline
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: On the roof kicking off moss...
Posts: 17,296
Quote:
Originally Posted by EJFan
i HAD heard stories... but refused to believe that someone as pure and innocent looking as yourself could really be all that bad.

i think i like it.

Oh, I AM innocent!

75% pure on the purity test!


you can't believe everything you hear
__________________
Passionate Kisses

Guilty Pleasures

My Stories and Poetry


I like my men like my coffee; warm, strong, and can keep me up all night!

 
Closed Thread


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:59 AM.

Copyright 1998-2013 Literotica Online. Literotica is a registered trademark.