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docisin

docisin

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As a perpetually horny, bi-leaning, primarily Str8 M, I troll a lot of porn, looking for (sometimes desperately) hot, stroke-worthy stuff. Inevitably, I come across some vids that are laugh-out-loud hysterical, stupid, or just plain boring, and I find my self going "WTF were they THINKING???" So, I'm starting this thread to have some fun, and see if anyone out there would like to participate. There's a great thread called "Go to video clips," that I've posted to, but I think a thread dedicated to this idea would be a blast. I hope y'all agree! Here's my first offering. All I could think of was "Well SOMEBODY just got some new editing software" Enjoy!

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56f340a33bca0
 
This is great! Loved the TV on...lmao! Will be keeping an eye on this thread.
 
I think str8 men that experience bisex often do it in private. Certainly without a video account. Would be nice to see some though.
 
OMG! This shatters my preconceived ideas and beliefs regarding the male species.

They can :
Fuck
Watch a movie
Watch the cam at the same time!

This is proof man can multitask. They just need desire, motivation, incentive, and tv.
 
Socks and hot sauce and clutter...

Towards the end I started thinking of Ed Wood - and Plan 9 from Outer Space - and was wondering when the inflatable octopus would show up.
 
There is a 'great' video on xtube, it's a bi mmf threesome and the description and image look like it's going to be a good video. What actually happens is that the three of them are on the bed playing, the camera falls and focuses on the wall at the side of bed and all you can hear is muffled noises and a tv on loud. Xtube is brilliant for amateur videos like this and the one you posted. Sometimes it's fun just to watch the bad videos and wonder wtf were they thinking
 
jakelc said:
There is a 'great' video on xtube, it's a bi mmf threesome and the description and image look like it's going to be a good video. What actually happens is that the three of them are on the bed playing, the camera falls and focuses on the wall at the side of bed and all you can hear is muffled noises and a tv on loud. Xtube is brilliant for amateur videos like this and the one you posted. Sometimes it's fun just to watch the bad videos and wonder wtf were they thinking
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it would be totally cool if you could find it and post it!
 
docisin said:
As a perpetually horny, bi-leaning, primarily Str8 M, I troll a lot of porn, looking for (sometimes desperately) hot, stroke-worthy stuff. Inevitably, I come across some vids that are laugh-out-loud hysterical, stupid, or just plain boring, and I find my self going "WTF were they THINKING???" So, I'm starting this thread to have some fun, and see if anyone out there would like to participate. There's a great thread called "Go to video clips," that I've posted to, but I think a thread dedicated to this idea would be a blast. I hope y'all agree! Here's my first offering. All I could think of was "Well SOMEBODY just got some new editing software" Enjoy!

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56f340a33bca0
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So glad you started this after our discussion.

So here is one,, I enjoy almost all amateur porn for it's realism but...Christmas trees and chirping birds? LMAO http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5866b80dd48cd
 
OT: it is always fun to find these PG threads that draw folks you don't see regularly on the PG. Refreshing
 
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sidonie45 said:
OMG! This shatters my preconceived ideas and beliefs regarding the male species.

They can :
Fuck
Watch a movie
Watch the cam at the same time!

This is proof man can multitask. They just need desire, motivation, incentive, and tv.
Click to expand...

As ashamed as I am to admit this, I did once get caught up in a TV show whilst making love to my girlfriend. :eek:

(Blackadder, if it helps.)
 
sot1974 said:
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph586c0d3a45652

The orgasm face and expressions on this chic are classic!
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LMFAO! Priceless. What a waste of celluloid; when it started I was "Holy shit! Those babes are the hottest I've seen in quite some time. Then, nothing! the MILF does NOTHING, just sits there, bored. And it was PAINFUL watching the redhead get boned, not only her "cumming face" but they show the guy ramming into her and she's dry as the fucking Sahara Desert. Totally painful to watch. I really felt for the guy. Surprised his cock wasn't in shreds!
 
docisin said:
LMFAO! Priceless. What a waste of celluloid; when it started I was "Holy shit! Those babes are the hottest I've seen in quite some time. Then, nothing! the MILF does NOTHING, just sits there, bored. And it was PAINFUL watching the redhead get boned, not only her "cumming face" but they show the guy ramming into her and she's dry as the fucking Sahara Desert. Totally painful to watch. I really felt for the guy. Surprised his cock wasn't in shreds!
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Agree! What was with the milf just watching? She could have made it so much hotter.
 
sot1974 said:
Agree! What was with the milf just watching? She could have made it so much hotter.
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"Hey Trixi? Can you work tomorrow?" "Tomorrow? Ah shit, I got a headache and it's that time of the month." "DAMN! We really need you in the mother/daughter series. Tell you what, just show up, and we'll figure something out." "meh...alright, but I really feel like shit..."
 
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