Kinkenglish
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I did have sex in a cemetery once , when younger (the only place we could find to be alone!)...just the once...
anyone have a fetish of sex with a mortician, in a casket
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I did have sex in a cemetery once , when younger (the only place we could find to be alone!)...just the once...
VampirTARA
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Yes a peaceful place even if it is morbid, to get it on. simply exhilarating a good luck in the macabre.
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It was a bit creepy...but on the plus side we were completely undisturbed
Plus I'll never forget it: tends to stick in the mind
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As it happens, my little sister used to rent an apartment in Manhattan above a Mafia funeral parlor only a block from NYPD headquarters at One Police Plaza. Her car was perfectly safe when parked there. Sometimes her neighbors gave her stuff that "fell off a truck". She spoke of hearing strange sounds from downstairs. Fucking in a casket? Sure.
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VampirTARA
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Sex in a casket is kind of hot, on an embalming table not so much
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Caskets sex, Is a sexual macabre
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Tom Waits was born in the same bed as I, ten days later.Sounds like the opening stanza in a Tom Waits song
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I hope they changed the sheets lol
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Well Morticia Addams was not a mortician, but I can blame you I usually get the Lily Munster jokes directed at me
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Haven't tried sex with a mortician, complete lack of opportunity I suppose because I've never known one socially, but I have in a cemetery. It was wonderful, against the stones, a full moon above, the only sound a gentle breeze through nearby trees in the absolute dead of night. The sense of openness, of freedom, of the forbidden was intoxicating. Sadly, didn't have the opportunity again.
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Nothing like sex in the macabreHaven't tried sex with a mortician, complete lack of opportunity I suppose because I've never known one socially, but I have in a cemetery. It was wonderful, against the stones, a full moon above, the only sound a gentle breeze through nearby trees in the absolute dead of night. The sense of openness, of freedom, of the forbidden was intoxicating. Sadly, didn't have the opportunity again.
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God, I haven't heard the "fell off a truck" line in a long time!!! That's how I got my first fake ID. The blanks were in a shipment that fell lightly off the truck.
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It was beyond memorable, burned into my brain as an experience beyond expression, nearly. Perhaps it's the contrast of the ultimate life-affirming act experienced in the land of the dead ... I don't know, I'm not a psychologist, but it certainly rocked my world ...
I might be inclined to claim this fetish. If only I had a sexy mortician to explore with.
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Having actually visited your profile (a rarity, I'm told) I must respectfully disagree ... you have some serious wow factor, no question.
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I almost forgot the cemetery sex -- various times in some of cemeteries on California's north coast. Once after a funeral in Point Arena with the sibling of a dear friend who died much too young. Several times in the Fort Bragg cemetery, the one shown in the film STAND BY ME, but long before the filming. I think that site made it into THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING too. And I have slept in some cemeteries in southern California but without fucking. Darn.
Then there was the time I lived in a ratty hotel in New York City. It was once the world's best. Jay Gould was shot there. The building collapsed some years afte I left. But my down-the-hall neighbors included a couple of guys who made their living as grave robbers. They dug up old skulls and bones to sell to would-be Satanists. I do not know if they fucked on the graves. I do not want to know.
Then there was the time I lived in a ratty hotel in New York City. It was once the world's best. Jay Gould was shot there. The building collapsed some years afte I left. But my down-the-hall neighbors included a couple of guys who made their living as grave robbers. They dug up old skulls and bones to sell to would-be Satanists. I do not know if they fucked on the graves. I do not want to know.
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That was quite interesting story
Until you brought it up I've never given this type of scenario any thought, but now that you have I have to admit I find it kind of fascinating and sexy. I'm not particularly creeped out by caskets and cemeteries and hearses (I hope that's a typo in your post) like some people are so I don't even think of it as being all that macabre, but maybe I would if I did it. The idea of doing it on an embalming table seems kind of cold and uncomfortable so I don't find that particularly appealing. The idea of sex in a casket sounds like fun although it seems like it might be a bit cramped and confining. Maybe they're roomier than they seem though, so now you've given me something new to think about.
I take it that as a mortician / vampire / sexual adventurer you've given it a try in these various places? Which one is your favorite? Do your sister wives share your fetish?
