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As a heavier person who couldn't always button what needed to be buttoned, I ask why would someone deliberately design a suit to look like it is too small. Why the one button small suit?
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I would look like a linked sausage in that suit!
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I know but don't they make the small person look like they must have gained weight and can't fit into the suit they use to wear? I mean I was one buttoning my suit before it was cool.
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You usually only button one button on a suit and you unbutton it when you sit.
I realize that many of you are young, may have never worn a suit and cannot tie a tie, but do I have to admonish you, as my Sociology professor lectured us? "If you're in a suit, you don't wear short sleeves..."
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Why the one button small suit?
Looks good on womenz.....
The menz however bleh...looks like some gay hipster shit.
I like the more traditional, clean and simple style suits.
But I'm a dull boring person so....*shrug*
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I just want middle-age women out of yoga pants...
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I just want middle-age women out of yoga pants...
And why did leggings become yoga pants? They're the same thing.
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*nods*
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I don't know...
Another thing that pisses me off was Loveryboy's comeback complete with spandex!
You have to know when that moment in time has passed.
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I don't know...
Another thing that pisses me off was Loveryboy's comeback complete with spandex!
You have to know when that moment in time has passed.
Hahahaha Loverboy had a comeback? Was their junk too much in your face?
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lol...
As a heavier person who couldn't always button what needed to be buttoned, I ask why would someone deliberately design a suit to look like it is too small. Why the one button small suit?
It's fashion. Don't try to apply reason to it.
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I don't have a problem with middle age females in yoga pants. Tight enough to be a bit supportive and not see through to hide skin imperfections. I will admit I was surprised that I did not have an issue with them. Didn't expect them to be even a tiny bit flattering.
I hate skinny jeans. A girl in them better befit the look to a tee. Any guy in skinny jeans needs to shot!
I hate skinny jeans. A girl in them better befit the look to a tee. Any guy in skinny jeans needs to shot!
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I've seen more muffin top men in skinny jeans than I'd like to admit...
It's horrifying!
And they look like they all smell of vinegar and feet.
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I have seen the jokes about the Joseph Banks ads with offerings of one one get 3 for free, which is great if you are in the market for 3 suits at one time and don't mind laying out $500.00 for the first one.
With that said, JB sells mostly the classic look and not the trendy "stylish" crap you see in department stores. I agree with BB that a single button suit along with the un-tuct shirt look is for pinhead hipsters.
With that said, JB sells mostly the classic look and not the trendy "stylish" crap you see in department stores. I agree with BB that a single button suit along with the un-tuct shirt look is for pinhead hipsters.
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I remember when leggings were what you wore under a skirt. A skirt that went at least to your knees.
I had one almost like this.
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I've been in the market for a suit for sometime. I went to get one. My shoulders are to wide, my waist is to small, and my thighs are to big. They offered me a deal on a ill fitting coat and pant. I looked like i was wearing something straight out of a tarp manufacturer.
$500 for a tailored suit seemed pretty reasonable after that. Of course, I've never been able to buy 'off the rack'.
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Miles Davis.
He invented the one button suit and popularized it. They're fairly hot right now for social events where a regular suit is to stodgy and tuxedo is too formal - think hanging out at the jazz club with your lady.
It's definitely a niche suit or sport coat (you also see them in tuxedos).
He invented the one button suit and popularized it. They're fairly hot right now for social events where a regular suit is to stodgy and tuxedo is too formal - think hanging out at the jazz club with your lady.
It's definitely a niche suit or sport coat (you also see them in tuxedos).
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Muffin tops? It's always the ohhh he's not circumcised is he, for me. Gawd ball huggers, like tight bell bottoms of the 70's.
I remember when leggings were what you wore under a skirt. A skirt that went at least to your knees.
That thing would be dragging on the floor for me, I wouldn't need leggings.
Your suit description made me
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