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BadAmy
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I need him.
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Hot bath
Glass of wine
Ben-Gay
Someone to massage the fuck out of my arm and shoulder
Pinched nerves are a bitch
Touch.
Somebody to bite my ass.
Good, stimulating, conversation. Something more than one message every two hours.
Um... sounds like she's telling you where you are on her priority list.
I know. And how I do wish the opposite were true.
Somebody to bite my ass.
I would love to cook for you and I have farm fresh eggs.
I'm afraid the difficult truth is there's probably not a lot you can do about that.
As absurdly cliché as this will sound, do try to work on being the healthiest, happiest person you can be. It will make you more attractive in general, and you'll bounce back more quickly when things don't go quite the way you'd hoped.
Just your lovely self. I’ve got the rest.