impressive
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It was the Sword incident, wasn't it?
It was apparently during my pre-sword days.
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It was the Sword incident, wasn't it?
*sigh*
The best laid plans can be totally fucked by the weather. And sadly, that means I might not be getting laid tonight.
huh? ahh I'm guessing this is an accusation from someone else towards you..
Um, sorta. Towards my name, anyway. Unfortunately, it's a common name. Pain in the ass to sort, so I don't know yet if it's a clerical error or a case of identity theft.
I keep telling you to change your name to Ivanna Fuqelotte that way identity theft would at least be funny.
I want to do something funny while I still have a rap sheet.
Is there any such thing as a white-speckled Indian? Well if there wasn't before, there now is. I am a white speckled Indian...i am speckled with white paint...fuuuuunnnn...
Is there any such thing as a white-speckled Indian? Well if there wasn't before, there now is. I am a white speckled Indian...i am speckled with white paint...fuuuuunnnn...
I'll help you scrub it off. Go hop in the shower.
uuuuuh huuuh duck boy...
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VM, a whaaa?
I was just trying to be helpful.
(It's a horse. )
Ahhhh...i gets it. Yes, like that, but with more brown and a smidgen less white oh and my hair is black...
That's what I meant, brown with white spots.
First lightning bug - yay!
First lightning bug - yay!
I saw a lightning bug last night for the first time this year. Made me smile.
We don't get them out here . . .
Let me get my jar and poke some holes in the lid. What was your address again?
There's been a lightning bug ballet in my back meadow for the past week. In fact, given what was taking place as I last watched them through the window above my bed, I have an all new appreciation for the view.