I would consider gnawing off my own arm for a shot at 'Crush' from the new version of American Gladiators. My god, she is so fucking hot, and could possibly kick my ass... or at least give me a run for my money, haha.
*and I might be with you on that Lucy Lawless as Xena thing.... ooo, can Gabrielle come too?
Oooo, yea. Of course. Didn't even think about Gabby too!