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Oh my god that is hilarious. Of course how appropriate that joke is inverse is dependent on how late and which Batverse we're talking. There are a few where Riddler figures out Batman's secret.

He's also not very funny in Gotham, though I prefer Riddler more annoying than funny anyway. Like the way he is in Arkham where you are looking forward to fucking him over so hard.
 
I think this is from the same guy, I've seen both

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It's actually better than that. In one story the writers decided Cthulu has a squid for a face and that obviously makes him an aquatic critter. That's right, Aquaman commands Cthulu and can banish you to a dark dimension!
 
It's actually better than that. In one story the writers decided Cthulu has a squid for a face and that obviously makes him an aquatic critter. That's right, Aquaman commands Cthulu and can banish you to a dark dimension!

It's true, Aquaman is awesome. It's a shame more crime doesn't take place at sea.

They're bringing him back though.

It looks like Jason Momoa isn't going to take any drylander's shit.

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Whoa. . .I didn't say Aquaman was awesome or even cool. He's the only main level super hero who's side kick is undoubtedly better than him. He's just more powerful than people often make him out to be.

That pic is pretty legit though. I think they should just do a Young Justice/Teen Titans movie. Make a team of Nightwing/Robin, Superboy, Starfire or Miss Martian, Miss Martian or Raven, and Cyborg. It would damn near write itself.
 
Whoa. . .I didn't say Aquaman was awesome or even cool. He's the only main level super hero who's side kick is undoubtedly better than him. He's just more powerful than people often make him out to be.

That pic is pretty legit though. I think they should just do a Young Justice/Teen Titans movie. Make a team of Nightwing/Robin, Superboy, Starfire or Miss Martian, Miss Martian or Raven, and Cyborg. It would damn near write itself.

My daughter once said that Beast Boy was her ideal man.

Add the Animaniacs and I am in.
 
Beast Boy definitely has his place. I'm not a huge fan most of the time but hey I get why so many other people do. Still it's an easy movie.

The Animaniacs just need to be revived. It's been long enough that there is enough new material and enough young people who won't remember the old material. I think the wall they eventually hit on was they were having to go to increasingly bizarre references and yes plenty of it was adult humor but the kids knew what Jurassic Park and ET were. They knew who Madonna and Bill Clinton and Barney were. In the mid 90's talking to a kid about William Shatner was just too far out.

Sadly Speilberg doesn't seem interested at all in animation anymore. I don't know how personally involved he actually was. I can't imagine it was too much. I mean he had like four cartoons, Tiny Toons, Animaniacs, Freakazoid and Pinky and the Brain at the same time he was still making major movies like Jurassic Park so I assume they sort of slapped his name on it.

If we're lucky America has advanced enough that Minerva Mink could get a bigger role. Katie-Kaboom would probably be nixed. I have mixed feelings on if I care but I can't imagine a cartoon that's entire focus is that teenage girls are hormonal time bombs about to kill everybody would make it past the PC Police these days. And maybe they'd have the money to keep doing Rita and Runt. They're are only a few of those because the voice actress for Rita was apparently a fairly well known singer at least enough that they had to actually pay her to show up to work unlike most voice actors.
 
Beast Boy definitely has his place. I'm not a huge fan most of the time but hey I get why so many other people do. Still it's an easy movie.

The Animaniacs just need to be revived. It's been long enough that there is enough new material and enough young people who won't remember the old material. I think the wall they eventually hit on was they were having to go to increasingly bizarre references and yes plenty of it was adult humor but the kids knew what Jurassic Park and ET were. They knew who Madonna and Bill Clinton and Barney were. In the mid 90's talking to a kid about William Shatner was just too far out.

Sadly Speilberg doesn't seem interested at all in animation anymore. I don't know how personally involved he actually was. I can't imagine it was too much. I mean he had like four cartoons, Tiny Toons, Animaniacs, Freakazoid and Pinky and the Brain at the same time he was still making major movies like Jurassic Park so I assume they sort of slapped his name on it.

If we're lucky America has advanced enough that Minerva Mink could get a bigger role. Katie-Kaboom would probably be nixed. I have mixed feelings on if I care but I can't imagine a cartoon that's entire focus is that teenage girls are hormonal time bombs about to kill everybody would make it past the PC Police these days. And maybe they'd have the money to keep doing Rita and Runt. They're are only a few of those because the voice actress for Rita was apparently a fairly well known singer at least enough that they had to actually pay her to show up to work unlike most voice actors.

That was a great Saturday morning - MST3K, Freakazoid, Earthworm Jim.

There are things we still say all the time.

"Okay nice lady, I love you, bye bye!"

"Do you like candy? Have you got any?"

And of course...the Lake Titicaca song. "It's between Bolivia and Peru!"
 
oh don't get me started on how the Animaniacs between Wakko's Country version of the states and capitals and Yakko's world probably did more to get me through geography than anything else.
 
Reboot and american gladiators were left out. I remember big bad beatle borgs and some other cheesy fighting game show thing too
 
I think Big Bad Beatleborgs for the puroses of Animaniacs were to close to Power Rangers which they did cover. I am amazed they didn't cover more video games but then again that might be largely a product of the times. Animaniacs came out somewhere between 91 and 95. I don't know when exactly but I know they had a Super Nintendo Game and weren't out before I had one. So I can ball Park it. Writers for tv actually go to college. So four years of college so we're talking at the young end 22 year olds. They're formative years would have been the late 70's through early 80's. Video Games weren't the media dominators that they are today. If they did a modern one you can bet they'd cover it extensively but back then video games were kinda nerdy.
 
Modern cartoons don't dive too much in to video games either. They all use the same formula as the old stuff. Thinly veiled sex and gay jokes.
 
So I'm going through an assassin's creed kick again...

What's the series like now? I think I couldn't play the original. Stealth doesn't suit me.

I'm going through the Mass Effect series and recording every bit of Garrus Vakarian's dialogue and making a video of it because I'm just like that.
 
I do stealth well enough if not excellently. The problem I had with the first Ass Creed, and I've heard it got better as they moved forward, was the rediculous amount of absolutely nothing you had to do at each location. First you have to visit X amount of perches, then help x amount of poor people and whatever else the local guild can't seem to handle on it's own and then half the time it's still a bitch to get to your target undetected and your best plan is probably to bum rush him stab him and escape.
 
I do stealth well enough if not excellently. The problem I had with the first Ass Creed, and I've heard it got better as they moved forward, was the rediculous amount of absolutely nothing you had to do at each location. First you have to visit X amount of perches, then help x amount of poor people and whatever else the local guild can't seem to handle on it's own and then half the time it's still a bitch to get to your target undetected and your best plan is probably to bum rush him stab him and escape.

I played so much stealth in Morrowind, Fable and Oblivion...stole everything.
 
In Fable I was just a sniping wizard. Summon a critter to defend me, step back and fill the world with Arrows and laugh wonderfullly about it. I was a sniper sure but I wasn't really steath sniper. I was "you have no good ranged attacks and you'll be dead before you reach me bitch!"
 
In Fable I was just a sniping wizard. Summon a critter to defend me, step back and fill the world with Arrows and laugh wonderfullly about it. I was a sniper sure but I wasn't really steath sniper. I was "you have no good ranged attacks and you'll be dead before you reach me bitch!"

Fable had those beautiful exploding heads :heart:

I liked slowing time, too.
 
Yep. My only real gripe with Fable is that I do like games that continually get harder and harder and the real rough part of that game is pretty much right at the start. Once you get past that damnable Hobb's Cave (which once you realize badguys can't pass through doors and if you make to a door anybody you're escorting teleports to join you aint so bad) is the bitch maker. Sure there are sections after that aren't a complete cake walk but really that cave is like New York. If you can make it there you can make it anywhere.
 
Yep. My only real gripe with Fable is that I do like games that continually get harder and harder and the real rough part of that game is pretty much right at the start. Once you get past that damnable Hobb's Cave (which once you realize badguys can't pass through doors and if you make to a door anybody you're escorting teleports to join you aint so bad) is the bitch maker. Sure there are sections after that aren't a complete cake walk but really that cave is like New York. If you can make it there you can make it anywhere.

Hobbe Cave fucked me up pretty badly. I hate that place, it's one of the reasons I won't replay. though you're right, I eventually did figure that out. The place just makes me mad and if that kid whines one more time...

Going to jail always pissed me off, too. Depending on my chosen personality I wanted to slap my mom, a lot.

It did a great job of making you feel good or evil. I think Fable 2 is my favorite because puppy and Chesty and the best meta quest ever, teleported into a table game.

I never did get through 3. I have it, but I never finished it and now Steam won't install it.
 
It fucked everybody up pretty badly the first couple of times through. Not just the fucking hobbs but that evil fairy at the bottom who will absolutely destroy you given half a fucking chance at that point. But like I said that's the bitchmaker. The level after that you're fighting werewolves and giant werewolves and for the most part chuckling at how absurd it is that they think they're a threat to you.
 
It fucked everybody up pretty badly the first couple of times through. Not just the fucking hobbs but that evil fairy at the bottom who will absolutely destroy you given half a fucking chance at that point. But like I said that's the bitchmaker. The level after that you're fighting werewolves and giant werewolves and for the most part chuckling at how absurd it is that they think they're a threat to you.

Yeah, it was the escort stuff that was the worst. Games are getting better at that, but the traders you try to keep alive and the Hobbs were stupid.

I just played through Inquisition on Nightmare mode and Mass Effect 2 and 3 on Insanity. The challenges are second by second, dead a lot, figure it out 15 seconds at a time thing. I don't mind that so much. I do mind when it's on things like escort missions and bad controls where you lose because it's some pretend derp's fault and they can't hear you yell at them.

Playing on higher difficulties gives me a much better appreciation for NPC builds. Just like MK47 was a great companion but sucked as a teammate, I can get to the point where I adore characters I can't really stand, but they don't fucking die in 7 seconds and make it a solo experience.

Garrus has a line in Mass Effect 3 where he says "I am hard to kill." Dude, I get you dead in 3 seconds flat. I have tripped over you body soooo many times. I have begged you to stand up. What the fuck?

Whereas Alastair in Dragon Age is one of the best tanks ever made and I can say "Look, I know you are an immature racist, but fuck, man. I love your shield."
 
Like you said, escort missions have gotten much, much better over the years. I still remember some of the N64 and Playstation stuff where you wanted to pull out your hair. The escortee would stand between you and what you were trying to kill and often get killed by you. There was generally no way you could stash them either. Made me really appreciate Ashley in Resident Evil 4 who not only would do a damn good job of staying out of the way in the first place if she found herself in the way she would duck the fuck down. You could always tell her to wait while you cleared out a path and most of the really difficult places had decent places to stash her. The only real issue with her is that she would freak out because an enemy was "near" here in a geographic sort of way not an actual way. Like if you can't climb a a wall you can be twelve inches from me on the map (right on the opposite side of the wall. But if you have to walk a mile to the end of the wall to get to me you aren't actually anywhere "near" me in real terms.
 
Like you said, escort missions have gotten much, much better over the years. I still remember some of the N64 and Playstation stuff where you wanted to pull out your hair. The escortee would stand between you and what you were trying to kill and often get killed by you. There was generally no way you could stash them either. Made me really appreciate Ashley in Resident Evil 4 who not only would do a damn good job of staying out of the way in the first place if she found herself in the way she would duck the fuck down. You could always tell her to wait while you cleared out a path and most of the really difficult places had decent places to stash her. The only real issue with her is that she would freak out because an enemy was "near" here in a geographic sort of way not an actual way. Like if you can't climb a a wall you can be twelve inches from me on the map (right on the opposite side of the wall. But if you have to walk a mile to the end of the wall to get to me you aren't actually anywhere "near" me in real terms.

Yeah, I think it was a combination of game developers being sadistic combined with an inability to create a useful AI.

Inquisition was dead dirt dumb, and unfortunately set back Bioware on strategy. Final Fantasy did a good job, probably the best in the series on character controls, and probably my favorite was 11, where you could set up circumstances to respond to. It gave you a chance to fuck up royally, but Dragon Age had the same thing and it was a glorious thing to get your conditions set properly.

Inquisition was incredibly stupid and the AI always took a range character and put them trying to climb onto the target from the front. Awful.

Again, you end up with a solo game, which is often what I did. Play a mage, get resurrect, do lots of swearing.
 
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