Misquote the person above you AGAIN

Beware the potheads you don't share with. They get mean.
Meanwhile, I couldn't find my ass, so we're in for a bumpy ride.
If thy ass offends thee, pluck it out. Otherwise just clump along. But quietly.
 
For our next Himalayan trek, I'm taking beer, lots and lots of beer.
But then a yeti attack will surely overwhelm you. Do you have enough Nepalese bodyguards? Do they share their hashish?
 
The number of people displaced by wild fires will surely overwhelm you. Do you have room enough for three Napa Valley wine stewards? Could you spare them some hash and eggs?

No problem, we've got two extra rooms, though one currently has no heat. :eek:
 
"That was a surprise! A gluten-free vegetarian Christmas Dinner! Some sort of miracle, or what?" :(
Everyone has food issues now. We might as well eat topsoil. Here, have some stone soup. Don't mind the lichen.
 
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