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Was I supposed to quote someone before drinking?

Or was I supposed to drink before quoting someone? :confused:

Or was that quote before drinking someone? :eek:
 
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I thought somewhere back yonder all the rules got changed to no stinking rules?
I better go to the bathroom and read the wall again.
 
Just checkin to make sure no one's on my couch. Just a couple cats which is ok.
I'll be back later
Damn, what a moon rising over the water.
 
OK, I've been drinking. How does this work?

Warning: I may be suggestible after much wine, brandy and whisky. Be kind.
 
@Des - First, drink more. Then, come back and tell us something profound.

Like Drunk History, but instead it's Drunk Litsters.
 
Well, too late. I've already sent txts I never should've sent.
I need a bitch slap
Here I am again, jugglin bobcats
Don't judge
 
It's ok, Pensive! We will bitch slap you and then give you a hug :)

As for Des, you're doing it wrong :eek: No quoting!!
You got the drinking part down pat :p
 
I'm not there yet. But, I have a feeling that I'm abt to become a great fan of this thread!
 
Well, i've sort of crab walked it, but i'm back to the room
Shoo cats!
Damn, when did I become a cat herder?
You didn't tell me, C, that you'd bring the cats
Zzzzzzzz..........
 
Suddenly remembers some texts sent.
Is there a priest on here?
If I do five hail marys and seven our fathers will they be wiped out?
Damn
 
I'll see if I can channel Collar on the idea of a penance (note, I didn't even quote!):

To her Frivolity thread, post 5 pictures of kittens, 2 of puppies, and one of a guppy fucking any larger fish. That should do it.
 
Hmmmm... I'm beginning to think "maple syrup" is code for whisky :p And you didn't quote! You must be drinking!! :D

Te absolvo, pensivo poetto.
Bonitas non est pessimis esse meliorem!
Amen.
Feel better? :D

Howdy, ksmith! Are you there yet? How about now? :p
You are going to need a nick name if you hang around in here... :)
 
Love the absolution....I'm going to need one of those on a regular basis, I fear. One more chore, then I can pour myself a drink; then I can truly join in.
Spin the bottle.... Vodka? Gin? Whisky? Bourbon?
Mmmmmmmm.....hmmmmm.....:heart:
...I think I am in need of a drink as I just heard there were several fatalities when a whale watching boat off of Tofino sank today....waters I know and love. Damn it, Jim...
 
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