PM asshattery

Today's offering: Hi Have such a hard on for my girlfriends older sister at the moment her name is sylvia.

I'm so tempted to reply 'I know her, she loathes you'
 
Today's offering: Hi Have such a hard on for my girlfriends older sister at the moment her name is sylvia.

I'm so tempted to reply 'I know her, she loathes you'



LMAO!

I like your reply idea LoL

Or saying this :

Well since i don't care about your hard on, maybe your girlfriends sister might-Good Luck Assclown :)


LoL :rose:
 
Today's offering: Hi Have such a hard on for my girlfriends older sister at the moment her name is sylvia.

I'm so tempted to reply 'I know her, she loathes you'
I love it! Because telling me how hot you are for someone else is going to get me going.....sheesh!
 
Today's offering: Hi Have such a hard on for my girlfriends older sister at the moment her name is sylvia.

I'm so tempted to reply 'I know her, she loathes you'

See, I would have responded with something like "Oh really? Go jack off with a handful of rusty razor blades." You are much more diplomatic than I.
 
Today's offering: Hi Have such a hard on for my girlfriends older sister at the moment her name is sylvia.

I'm so tempted to reply 'I know her, she loathes you'

Or with, "Her older sister..oh yes I know Fred...um, Sylvia well."
 
why not a nice & simple, "i don't fucking care, fuck off"?

when you come right down to it, you don't know if the asshat is big into humiliation. so don't feed it, i say.

ed
 
why not a nice & simple, "i don't fucking care, fuck off"?

when you come right down to it, you don't know if the asshat is big into humiliation. so don't feed it, i say.

ed

Good point; hadn't thought of that. Next time!
 
One always has to keep in mind just who is sending these ill-advised missives when considering a reply, and word it accordingly.

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OK, I truly do not know what to make of this one:

Originally Posted by (name withheld to protect the innocent - or guilty - I'm not sure which):
I am a man pretending to be a submissive woman ..so fucking lame!

Yes, that is. You can come discuss it HERE if you'd like.

I joked not long ago that I'm a 40-something year old, 400+ pound man living in mama's basement. I don't know if that's what he's referencing or if it's something else altogether. Things that make you go hmmm.
 
OK, I truly do not know what to make of this one:

Originally Posted by (name withheld to protect the innocent - or guilty - I'm not sure which):
I am a man pretending to be a submissive woman ..so fucking lame!

Yes, that is. You can come discuss it HERE if you'd like.

I joked not long ago that I'm a 40-something year old, 400+ pound man living in mama's basement. I don't know if that's what he's referencing or if it's something else altogether. Things that make you go hmmm.
OMG lol...I got that one this morning, too!
 
It makes me feel a bit sorry for his mother though. Can't you imagine what the insurance clerks would think when they read the HCFA form? :D Sadly, I'm sure there's an appropriate diagnosis for people like that.
 
It makes me feel a bit sorry for his mother though. Can't you imagine what the insurance clerks would think when they read the HCFA form? :D Sadly, I'm sure there's an appropriate diagnosis for people like that.

Yep, he has penis envy--and it's all his mother's fault.
 
It makes me feel a bit sorry for his mother though. Can't you imagine what the insurance clerks would think when they read the HCFA form? :D Sadly, I'm sure there's an appropriate diagnosis for people like that.
I'm sure there is....sexual identity crisis? Chronic low self esteem?
 
Hadn't gotten any asshat pm's for awhile, i was feeling lucky..But lucky ran the fuck out today :rolleyes:


Asshat #9,958: ur profile says ur bisexual, are you bisexual for real?

Me: Indeed.

Asshat #9,958: Can we chat and play bisexual together? im a super cute slut with huge breasts who wants to suck your pussy and finger your ass and make you cum hard.

Me: Dude seriously, you're over doing it & can you just admit you're a guy?

If you are indeed a woman, then look here toots, i get enough bullshit pm's from idiots with cocks, i don't need bullshit pm's from an idiot with a pussy. & Another thing "super cute slut with big tits" if it's that easy-i most def don't want it.

K thanks :)


I hate when they don't answer my questions..:( LoL
 
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