luvthedesserts
luvherdesserts
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Don't take this the wrong way, but you're sexier with your face in the pillow so I don't have to hear you wheezing.
Kill the mood in one sentence.
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luvthedesserts
luvherdesserts
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Let me get my hazmat suit on first.
SonNeedsMommy
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Because I've never been with a girl, I'll probably cum and be finished before you get my pants off
Stryderthorongil
Hiking fun
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Blah.....
sexy_hottie_2003
One Sexy Lady
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I think I love you
SimoneLisbon
Satisfied Storyteller
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Flaccid...
RubenesqueAphrodite
Pphhfthtt.....
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OOH! I want to play Cowgirls and Indians. You can be "Big Chief Little Dick."
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cliteatingman
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I wanna eat you... so I brought my fork
veryviolet1
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Oh, that?? It's just a little rash... Ignore it.
Stillstiff
You thought we were done?
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Your mother is home.
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cliteatingman
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That's okay. I shot my load on them yesterday when your sister was here
sexy_hottie_2003
One Sexy Lady
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Oh shit my hubby's home early! Quick hide in the closet.
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LandP2
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Call me Spock!
luvthedesserts
luvherdesserts
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My ex used to do this thing.
tallandsweet89
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Oh my god Shelly tha..... errrr Katie.
ForHerToUse
Really Experienced
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Can you braid my armpit hair?
Sensualdreamer
~Queen of Tease~
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Ugh you smell like road kill
knot_sweet
mmmm rope...
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your ceiling could use a fresh coat of paint
or
do you have any flavoured lube? cos i need something to mask your taste.
or
do you have any flavoured lube? cos i need something to mask your taste.
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Good2BeBad67
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Trust me, it will be over before you know it and you won't feel a thing!
