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elli1
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note to self: spending an entire day clearing out the attic and hauling heavy boxes ain't as bad as looking after 2 hyperactive, loud, annoying kids for 2 hours
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note to self: scrotum stretchers don't work
Drink less coffee.
Note to self after drinking less coffee: try not to cry.
OMG OMG OMG
belly laugh of the day #6
i'm setting a new p.b. today
Yeah, laugh it up while I die inside at the lack of caffeine
or you could come with me and watch this guy try to suck his own cawk.
that oughta be good for at least a snicker or two.
*snarf* Ok, but if I start shaking for caffeine you gotta help me out, kay?
That works, you've went to watch men try to suck their own penis while comforting caffeine 'cold turkey' people before, haven't you?
well.....I don't like to brag.......
So, you're bringing all the stuff, yeah? I just need to be there?
note to self: leave NI1 home next time. He's a little excitable.
You've been speaking to my exes!