The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

glynndah said:

And you get a vanilla ice cream cone

I put in a piece of homemade apple strudel.

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TE999 said:

And you get back a slice of cheese to go with it.


I put in a plump bratwurst, with a side of mustard.

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glynndah said:

And you get back an Augsburg beer mug full of beer.

I put in a full plate of delicious Christmas goodies.

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TE999 said:

And you get back an empty plate and a hearty "Thank you".

I put in a crackling log fire.

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glynndah said:

And you get game hens to roast.

I put in a bowl of Portuguese seafood chowder.

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TE999 said:

And you get back a plate of bacon wrapped scallops.

I put in a crock of Texas style chili.

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glynndah said:

And you get back a pot of Grandma's vegetable soup.

I put in a bowl of oyster stew.
(You know, I wasn't hungry until I stopped by this vending machine.)

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TE999 said:

You get back a plate of broiled talapia fillets.
(Neither was I, but I sure am now!)

I put in a standing rib roast.

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glynndah said:

And you get back a plate of rib bones.

I put in a basket of oatmeal cashew dinner rolls.

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TE999 said:

And you get back a plate of buttermilk biscuits.

I put in a loaf of savory garlic bread.

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glynndah said:

And you get back a platter of fresh Italian pasta.

I put in a bed-time snack and a story. (last post for me)
Good-night, TE999 aand sleep tight.

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TE999 said:

You get back sweet dreams, glynndah.

I put in a good nights rest.

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rachlou said:

You get a big bowl of porridge

I put in a £10 voucher for CD-WOW

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TE999 said:

You get back an International calling card with 150 free minutes.

I put in the Xbox 360 game cartridge 'Gears of War'.

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glynndah said:

And you get back a pachinko machine.

I put in a crocodile rock.

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SelenaKittyn said:

And you get back an alligator purse.

I put in all the cold medicine I'm currently taking...

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Salvor-Hardon said:

and you get back a wild methampetimine like concoctions without the harmful addiction and it tastes like mints.

I put in three riding crops and 35 feet of rope.

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SelenaKittyn said:

and you get back three horses, their riders, and a herd of cattle...


I put in my dog's HUGE wagging tail (it keeps knocking ornaments off the damned tree!)

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glynndah said:

And you get a cute little Manx kitten to climb up the trunk.

I put in a unexpected Christmas card from an old friend.

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StormRising said:

And get back ten years worth of tears.

I'll put in a bowl of Ramen, chicken-flavored, and a glass of sweet iced tea with lemon.

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glynndah said:

And you get back rosemary-roasted chicken, fettucine grated with parmesan and asiago, a slice of chocolate pecan pie and a refill on that tea, sugar.

I put in a brand new box of 64 crayola crayons.

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StormRising said:

And get back a Rembrandt.

I'll put in my five inch stilettos and stripper costume from Halloween.

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glynndah said:

And you get back the Ghost of Christmas Past. (and a very grateful vending machine.)

I put in this horribly uncomfortable computer chair.

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FallingToFly said:

And get back a piano stool missing a quarter inch from the bottom of one leg.

I'll put in a large amount of jasmine-scented bath salts.

(Dude, we should SO do this- just start mailing random stuff that we have and don't want to a random AHer with a note attached explaining the game and a random address. I may just start doing that to people for fun)

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RogueLurker said:

You get a Lurker who looks like a rather large prune from soaking in a tub with the aforementioned bath salts.

I put in an enormous stack of paper bound for recycling ....

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