FirmYetGentle
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Guess I was born in the wrong generation. Haha...
Babe Says She'll Cook Me Breakfast... wtf?
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Guess I was born in the wrong generation. Haha...
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Edited.
I had a great post all written out. But then I realised it's men like this that keep me single, and I was all meh, whatever
mens wit standards keep you single brah
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I think she might be one of those gals who tells the menfolk on the blower that they are the best phone sex she has EVER had and then offers to make them brekky instead of canoodling afterwards. All for only 99c a minute. Sexxxy time guaranteed. You don't get off we give you your money back minus state taxes, allowance for lube, tissues, chocolates and sanitizer.
Me. I tells the man indoors. Cook me some eggs bitch and he's in the kitchen in his pinny asap making me eggs over easy.
Me. I tells the man indoors. Cook me some eggs bitch and he's in the kitchen in his pinny asap making me eggs over easy.
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Me. I tells the man indoors. Cook me some eggs bitch and he's in the kitchen in his pinny asap making me eggs over easy.
Teach me, Debbie.
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I think she might be one of those gals who tells the menfolk on the blower that they are the best phone sex she has EVER had and then offers to make them brekky instead of canoodling afterwards. All for only 99c a minute. Sexxxy time guaranteed. You don't get off we give you your money back minus state taxes, allowance for lube, tissues, chocolates and sanitizer.
Me. I tells the man indoors. Cook me some eggs bitch and he's in the kitchen in his pinny asap making me eggs over easy.
There's potential here.
Ishmael
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I think she might be one of those gals who tells the menfolk on the blower that they are the best phone sex she has EVER had and then offers to make them brekky instead of canoodling afterwards. All for only 99c a minute. Sexxxy time guaranteed. You don't get off we give you your money back minus state taxes, allowance for lube, tissues, chocolates and sanitizer.
Me. I tells the man indoors. Cook me some eggs bitch and he's in the kitchen in his pinny asap making me eggs over easy.
*tee hee*
I chose pizza hut over brekky this morning! I am still kicking myself.
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islandjoe2
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Hmmm, is he really that dumb, to say such things that are more than likely going to end with him going down in flames...or is he trying to incite the flames? I'll let him yammer on while I prepare my torch.
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I profoundly disagree.
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I was brought up to believe that men cook breakfast and women sleep in, and that is how it has always been over the years.
So far I have only been involved with men who are good cooks.
I am not easy to cook for either, but they seem to manage without much problem.
So far I have only been involved with men who are good cooks.
I am not easy to cook for either, but they seem to manage without much problem.
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If I'm bringing home the bacon, you're going to cook it. If we're both bringing home the bacon, then we'll work out a schedule. And if you're bringing home the bacon, I'll cook, clean, whatever.
Just don't ever give me the "I'm too tired" or "I have a headache" line.
Ishmael
Just don't ever give me the "I'm too tired" or "I have a headache" line.
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So it's all about money with you?
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How to Tame your bitch in the Kitchen
Lesson no 1
Always allow enough ball and chain length for the bitch to be able to access the stove and utensils but not enough to be able to attempt an escape.
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How to Tame your bitch in the Kitchen
Lesson no 1
Always allow enough ball and chain length for the bitch to be able to access the stove and utensils but not enough to be able to attempt an escape.
or throw boiling water at them?
Ishmael
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It's all about keeping a roof over "our" head, food on the table, and reasonable outlets outside the front door. Read that as physical and mental survival.
Or we could just go on welfare, but I never cottoned to slavery, no matter the master.
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That has nothing to do with who cooks breakfast.
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FirmYetGentle
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That's what I was trying to figure out.
I mean when I was younger, I didn't believe in traditional gender roles.
Then, I saw how things really work. When you're a teenager and a young man, you get really excited from the slightest chance or curiosity. After you're experienced, you're like, "Oh... that's it."
Women on the other hand go the exact opposite. At first, they're not into it. Then, once they get some, they want some more.
Without traditional gender roles, relationships don't balance out, and guys really don't have much incentive to stay with women. A woman needs to convince a man to stay around. Otherwise, he'll just find other things to do and people to be with.
That's how animals live in nature too. The male knocks up the female, and abandons the nest. Society's different though. We're more than just animals.
I'm not saying breakfast and chores are the end all to be all here. It's just... you need a relationship to be emotionally exciting, you know? Heck, a guy doesn't want a maid in a relationship. Guys can take care of themselves. You just... want someone with some passion and flair.
FirmYetGentle
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I think she might be one of those gals who tells the menfolk on the blower that they are the best phone sex she has EVER had and then offers to make them brekky instead of canoodling afterwards. All for only 99c a minute. Sexxxy time guaranteed. You don't get off we give you your money back minus state taxes, allowance for lube, tissues, chocolates and sanitizer.
Me. I tells the man indoors. Cook me some eggs bitch and he's in the kitchen in his pinny asap making me eggs over easy.
Nope. Real person. Not a phone sex operator. Like I said before, I'd never pay for it.
Anyway, sounds like your man's a loser or a sadistic pipe dream.
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I'm saying things while looking for perspective. Everything isn't an argument.
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So most men are horn dogs and their ladies should be trying harder to stop them humping other bitches?
I pee on my guy to stop the other bitches sniffing around him. Marking my territory.
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You're a funny chappie. I was taking the piss, precious.
Our relationship is what you refer to as traditional. Wife cooks, cleans and keeps the man happy but I do not take orders like a maid. When we spoke our wedding vows I deliberately left out obey.
My gal friends think I spoil hubby. Make his coffee, fetch and carry, do special things for him like make his lunch etc. But I do it because it suits me and I like doing things for him not because I want to make sure he stays with me.
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Or slavery.
That's like him bleeding from a paper cut on his finger and saying it's like experiencing a woman's menstrual cycle.
