NekoParks
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And the ewoks revolt.
I put in a princess Leia Wig
and you get two Cinnabuns for earmuffs...
I put in Sartre's No Exit . . .
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And the ewoks revolt.
I put in a princess Leia Wig
and you get two Cinnabuns for earmuffs...
I put in Sartre's No Exit . . .
And you inspire a writer named Poe.and it lands on its feet entre etre et non-etre.
I put in a Pit with Foucault's Pendulum...
And you inspire a writer named Poe.
I toss in some numbers from a guy named Fibonacci.
and you take out a nautilus shell, an apple, a spiral galaxy, or The DaVinci Code
I drop in Will Shortz on a Sunday morning...
And you get a sermon from a street preacher who reeks of cheap whiskey.
I put in an avocado.
and I fight my dog to get it.
I let loose a pitbull chihuahua into the resulting guacamole.
And loose pages of the dictionary trying to work out what is is.
I put in a cup of cold tea.
And you get a small pitcher of tepid milk.
I add some slightly furry bread.
But your wound has already healed.
I put in a sealed box of nail clippings.
And you get a bottle of very gloppy nail polish.
I toss in a dull manicure set.
It does not shine his nails
I put in a small strawberry mousse
and you get a large Canadian moose.
I put in a herd of urban Wapiti...
You get a Colorado restaurant & pub. . .
I toss in an officious alytarch. . .
But he blows the call giving the opponent a first and goal to go.
I put in a 49er World Champions t-shirt.
Oh, but I love this. Serious question: Where else in the world played in this tournament?
And it lies on the floor, unused, uncared for, ignored.
I put in an odd sock.
and you get the puppet Lamb Chop...
I shove in an empleomaniac. . .
and you come down with a party hack.
I put in a hanging chad...
it's too small so it goes back in the water.
I put in a very large fishing hook
but the crappie doesn't bite.
I put in an apprentice baiter...
and you get <drum roll> a master baiter... (say that three times)
(You are so evil, Tio. I love you.)
I put in acrocephalic. . .
but it spears the master baiter.
I put in three pennies and a five year old coupon to Wendy's.
But Wendy is no longer there.
I put in a dead cable.
and AAA comes to jump my battery...
I pop in the Pillsbury Dough Boy. . .