The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

kimbalee said:

...and you get back a copy of "Birthday Sex" by Jeremih. (well, it was at the top of the list, wasn't it?)

I put in a sunflower...

well, crap. too slow.

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Austin8 said:

and you get me for oil wrestling

I put in a landscaping trailer with 5 machines on it

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kimbalee said:

and you get an irate driver following behind you.

I put in some pink nail polish

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Austin8 said:

and you can call me woody

I put in some silver lip gloss

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kimbalee said:

(it's about time you've stopped wearing that)

and you get a refund from Mary Kay

I put in a can of Spam...

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Handley_Page said:

and you get an episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus.

I put in a ratchet wrench

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Austin8 said:

and you get a smashed finger

i put in a 6 sided 3/4" snap on socket

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Handley_Page said:

and the spring thing snaps and it falls into the sump.

I put in a magnetic part locator

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Austin8 said:

and you get a part

I put in a too long extension

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Handley_Page said:

and you get a hacksaw.

I put in a new cam belt.

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Austin8 said:

and I use it on on the cam girl

I put in a duck feather

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Handley_Page said:

and you put it in your Duvet.

I put in an anglepoise lamp.

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Austin8 said:

and get a fake tiffany

I put in a worm drive

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Handley_Page said:

[ another one ? ]

and you get a limousine for Worms.


I put in a Pinion with a broken Rack

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Austin8 said:

and you get a date with Pamela Anderson

I put in a tow bar

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Handley_Page said:

and the fixing bolts are missing.


I in an Artificial ground

[ mornin' Austin ]

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Austin8 said:

and you get a fusible link

I put in a cup of java

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Handley_Page said:

and you get a long sigh of happiness.

I put in a data transfer switch

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Austin8 said:

and you get a high voltage buss

I put in a Vermeer wood chipper

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Handley_Page said:

and you get a happy bunny.


I put in a hamster

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Austin8 said:

and you get a revolving wheel

I put in a bale of pine straw

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Handley_Page said:

and your plants smile upon you.

I put in a case of Zapf Chancery 24pt.

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Austin8 said:

and you get old school Typewriter 10 pt.

I put in a drop spreader

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