Handley_Page
Draco interdum Vincit
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I got fired last night. I refused to serve some girl who'd clearly had too many.
The fat cow complained to the McManager.
The fat cow complained to the McManager.
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A; Oh dear; I need new batteries for my camera.
B: What does it take?
A: Pictures.
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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
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You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)
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Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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