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Old 07-19-2018, 07:34 PM   #4976
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Old 07-19-2018, 07:43 PM   #4977
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Old 07-19-2018, 07:46 PM   #4978
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Old 07-19-2018, 08:02 PM   #4979
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A work colleague who used to work for Schlumberger, likes to share the story of an awkward breakup he had with a young lady a few years ago, who broke things off with him because she thought it was suspicious that a company would constantly fly him to Texas and Northern Alberta.
She didnt think that was something mattress companies, even big ones, would do.
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Old 07-19-2018, 08:04 PM   #4980
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Was she stupid?
I would say he was Schlumming in the shallow end of the IQ pool. . .
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Old 07-19-2018, 08:05 PM   #4981
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Old 07-19-2018, 08:05 PM   #4982
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Old 07-19-2018, 08:06 PM   #4983
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Old 07-19-2018, 08:06 PM   #4984
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Was she stupid?

Perhaps. My friend does seem to date more bimbo than brain.

The way he tells it, she just heard Slumber Jay and assumed it was a bedding or mattress company.
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Old 07-19-2018, 08:08 PM   #4985
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Old 07-19-2018, 08:10 PM   #4986
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My what?

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Old 07-19-2018, 08:13 PM   #4987
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Old 07-19-2018, 08:14 PM   #4988
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Perhaps. My friend does seem to date more bimbo than brain.

The way he tells it, she just heard Slumber Jay and assumed it was a bedding or mattress company.
Between Texas and Alberta, Im sure hed seen his share of oilfield mattresses.
 

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Old 07-19-2018, 08:16 PM   #4990
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My what?

Again, ew.
I don't have the herpes. Clean as a whistle!

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Old 07-19-2018, 08:17 PM   #4991
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Between Texas and Alberta, Im sure hed seen his share of oilfield mattress bimbos.
Likely.
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Old 07-19-2018, 08:24 PM   #4993
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Old 07-19-2018, 08:25 PM   #4996
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Old 07-19-2018, 08:26 PM   #4997
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Between Texas and Alberta, Im sure hed seen his share of oilfield mattresses.

I agree.


The quantity of which would probably not beat the quality of bounce to be had with a North Slope bloke, amiright?
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