The Isolated Blurt Thread XIV : Take It From Me, You Bastards.
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Do not believe everything you read online.
So you don’t have thd largest cock on Lit? I mean I read it online. Or maybe it was you ARE the largest cock......
Thank you. I think I have been running on stress, adrenaline, coffee, and wine the past month and then suddenly one of my largest stressors was taken off my plate. My body is now like, um, what do we do???? So now it’s hot tea, cuddles, and sleep.
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Fuck. I cry at the end every single time.
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If (in a tax-free account), you had invested $1.00 in an S&P 500 index fund exactly five years ago (i.e., on 18 February, 2013) and had reinvested the dividends, you would now have:
$2.00
FYP; YW.
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Y'know, I'm not one to judge with my liberal kinks and whatnot, but...even I wouldn't go there with my prodigiously curdy climaxes.
On the other paw, "salted bacon" has a new meaning.
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There are a ton of house elves. No reason we can't all have one.
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Am I the only one to notice that John Wick seems to have an endless and readily available supply of cement?
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I think they're all taken however. Dobby was free and available. And then he had to go and die. Bah.
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Pickled testicles??
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A mountain oyster by any other name would still inspire feelings of nausea and revulsion.
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You rang?
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Never too late to join the Yakuza
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I'm starting to think that the death penalty would not be a bad thing to apply to certain circumstances, and not as a deterrent, but, rather as an efficient means of expediting justice.
https://nypost.com/2018/02/18/woman-fatally-shot-driver-for-cutting-her-off-cops/
https://nypost.com/2018/02/18/woman-fatally-shot-driver-for-cutting-her-off-cops/
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