Never on Sunday

Ellafun said:

So here's a stupid question for you...

My offspring (who is 18, btw) and I were discussing The Fantastic Four yesterday, when I couldn't reach far enough around him to open a door. He mentioned that if I was flexible like Mr. Fantastic, I could reach all the way over to help him. And since my mind works in weird ways, I asked, out loud,

"If he's made of rubber, does he ever have to wear a condom?"

Just a thought....

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Ellafun said:

Hey, no ass-slapping til page 25!!



Thank you, sweetheart. Shower pics will have to be in here somewhere, I suppose?

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Ellafun said:

Okay....just to prove I'm American:

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Ellafun said:

LOL! Be careful what you wish for!

And I STILL don't know what I want to be when I grow up! Right now, I'm working on being a professional drinker with a music problem....

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Ellafun said:

Okay....just to prove I'm American:

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Ellafun said:

Muah! You know I love you. Be nice! Besides...I look good in orange...

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Ellafun said:

Your business cards can say, "Our customers always come first!"



Thank you, Sweetheart!



Muah! You know I love you. Be nice! Besides...I look good in orange...

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You see, I knew you'd get it.

Ellafun said:

Okay....just to prove I'm American:

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Ellafun said:

Okay....just to prove I'm American:

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Ellafun said:

I told you about those young ones...you need to find some over 18!!!

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hahahaha hey don't even play like that, 20 and up LOL! Oh such sweet cream.

Ellafun said:

My test pic!

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