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free_and_easy
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Enchante monsieur.
L'enchantement est le mien
So how are these beach walks with tall, dark, and handsome/beautiful coming along?
L0tus
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L'enchantement est le mien
So how are these beach walks with tall, dark, and handsome/beautiful coming along?
It's been sandy business. The tide comes and goes and everyone's been handsomely/beautifully generous with their commitment to conversation.
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Honestly, how did I miss this post!? You should google "finger trouble", there were more amusing ones there.
missgreekgeek
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Dead here, very dead. But would love it if someone arose me from 6 feet under. Kinda lonely down here. And I don't like the bugs. I need my space 
Isn't that a yoga position? Now I have to say something brilliant.
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Yeah, I've been rethinking that one lately. I'm not ready to get visits from undead girls coming through my tv.
Although I'd be careful if I were you, you know being named Cabeza and all. You might attract too many zombies. Oh plus they'd probably wanna tap that ass since it's right there out in the open.
Dead here, very dead. But would love it if someone arose me from 6 feet under. Kinda lonely down here. And I don't like the bugs. I need my space
Glad to offer you a hand up, as long as you leave the bugs behind.
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Dead here, very dead. But would love it if someone arose me from 6 feet under. Kinda lonely down here. And I don't like the bugs. I need my space
I don't know if you'd like to come back up to this crowded surface. Perhaps have someone join you down under where it's a bit more private, reserved with more than enough room to roll around.
Maybe we'll have to call in the exterminators or ghost busters just for kicks. We'll have a brief party and send them on their way although they do have a habit of leaving a trail.
Relaxing to your theme song btw.
*goes and searches the net*
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Most of the people (guys) who respond to my ass pic might as well be zombies, considering the (lack of) eloquence in their PMs.
I suppose I shoulda changed my av before I replied. OTOH, I am currently alive... that counts for something, right?
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Deseo tomar una cerveza, por favor.
Oh, you said Cabeza.
Overall I'd have to completely say, yo no se senor.
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Of course thank you- the warmth of the sun will do me some good
Do I see the start of something here?
If only there were a way to make a zombie ward for your bum or rather inbox. Even if you weren't alive don't tell me, I can't handle horror like I used to.
Random question, does your inbox capacity increase when you reach a certain number of posts?
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Glad that your Spanish is the only thing I'm stretching. Otherwise
I'm so glad you guys made it into this thread tonight.
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Do I see the start of something here?
If only there were a way to make a zombie ward for your bum or rather inbox. Even if you weren't alive don't tell me, I can't handle horror like I used to.
Random question, does your inbox capacity increase when you reach a certain number of posts?
AFAIK, no, there's no change in inbox capacity, and I've been a member for a long time. But I don't get that many PMs, so ???
Maybe it matters that I am, in fact, alive?
