Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

James G 5 · Jan 13, 2003

"I'm not putting my face in that rat's nest you call pubic hair" (as you hand him/her a pair of scissors)

Ebonyfire · Jan 13, 2003

Goddess Helena said:
LOL

Too true, Ebony.

Never point out that Mistress is getting grey hair.

Never ask while playing if Mistress has a plan.

Never offer to show Mistress how to use a toy.

Helena

Never tell Mistress her pants are too tight (or loose).

lovetoread · Jan 13, 2003

Ebonyfire said:
Yep, and never ask Mistress "Who's your Daddy?"

Eb

lmao...

P. B. Walker · Jan 13, 2003

What's mah name, bitch?

Suck it.

PBW

Ebonyfire · Jan 14, 2003

P. B. Walker said:
What's mah name, bitch?

Suck it.

PBW

That is sure to open a 55-gallon drum of whup ass.

MissTaken · Jan 14, 2003

Never say to Mistress:

"Hey baby! I got just what you need!" <insert male subbie grabbing his own crotch>

Goddess Helena · Jan 14, 2003

* giggles at MissT *

Never use the Barry White voice at Mistress.

Never use the Pee-Wee Herman voice at Mistress.

Helena :rose:

MissTaken · Jan 14, 2003

whiney voice

"I'm telling on you!!!!!!!!"

Bondagebunni · Jan 14, 2003

MissTaken said:
whiney voice

"I'm telling on you!!!!!!!!"

*giggles maniacally* i should try that on mine....heeheehee

James G 5 · Jan 14, 2003

"Gee Mistress, you remind me of mommy.......only not as cute"

Bondagebunni · Jan 14, 2003

James G 5 said:
"Gee Mistress, you remind me of mommy.......only not as cute"

ooh! that's harsh! *giggles*

James G 5 · Jan 14, 2003

Bondagebunni said:
ooh! that's harsh! *giggles*

Harsh is me

P. B. Walker · Jan 14, 2003

<yelling from other room>HEY! Can you bring me a beer?

<handing her dirty underwear> Can you be a dear and wash these?

<Calling from loud bar> Yeah! I'll be about 2 hours late. Me and the guys are having fun!

PBW "Ohhh I'm so bad"

Hecate · Jan 14, 2003

MissTaken said:
Never say to Mistress:

"Hey baby! I got just what you need!" <insert male subbie grabbing his own crotch>

reply: Now that you mention it .. *insert wickedly snickering Domme pulling out long shiny sharp kitchen knife*

Ebonyfire · Jan 15, 2003

Hecate said:
reply: Now that you mention it .. *insert wickedly snickering Domme pulling out long shiny sharp kitchen knife*

Piggybacking...

"Not anymore!"

MissTaken · Jan 15, 2003

"Well, Sir! If I wanted your opinion, I would ask for it!"

"Sissy Sub Suzie says her Master has 9 inches! Imagine that!"

yuppietowngirl · Jan 15, 2003

MissTaken said:
"Well, Sir! If I wanted your opinion, I would ask for it!"

"Sissy Sub Suzie says her Master has 9 inches! Imagine that!"

LMTO...these ones struck me funny

Bondagebunni · Jan 15, 2003

yuppietowngirl said:
LMTO...these ones struck me funny

DITTO!

aerofreak · Jan 15, 2003

P. B. Walker said:
What's mah name, bitch?
Suck it
<yelling from other room>HEY! Can you bring me a beer?
<handing her dirty underwear> Can you be a dear and wash these?
<Calling from loud bar> Yeah! I'll be about 2 hours late. Me and the guys are having fun!
PBW "Ohhh I'm so bad"

gee PB.. if that's how you are, maybe we wont' look you up if we relocate over there....

Ebonyfire · Jan 15, 2003

Male sub to his Mistress:

"When do I get some poontang?"

Ebonyfire · Jan 15, 2003

"Damn! I got hair in my teeth!"

yuppietowngirl · Jan 15, 2003

Can't you wait five minutes?

Do I have to do everything around here?

Why can't you get off your lazy ass and get it yourself?

Goddess Helena · Jan 15, 2003

Hurry up, hockey starts in ten minutes.

Helena :rose:

Ebonyfire · Jan 15, 2003

Goddess Helena said:
Hurry up, hockey starts in ten minutes.

Helena

Grounds for a 55-gal of whupass!

lorddragonwolf · Jan 15, 2003

Ebonyfire said:
Male sub to his Mistress:

"When do I get some poontang?"

how many lashes with the whip or cane did he get for that one.

Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

Holding Lit together

Ball Stretcher

hello daddy

Literotica Guru

Ball Stretcher

Biker Chick

Really Really Experienced

Biker Chick

Petable

Holding Lit together

Petable

Holding Lit together

Literotica Guru

Lady Hecate will do

Ball Stretcher

Biker Chick

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Petable

Really Really Experienced

Ball Stretcher

Ball Stretcher

Bambi's Stand In

Really Really Experienced

Ball Stretcher

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