Anyone want non sexual conversation?

Took a full two pages to

1 - Loose the OP
2 - start in on the beatings

Are we all that damn slow today? More coffee please!

she said she wanted a fight.

I was ready to take iamshawn on too

well no fun if she can't watch. lol
 
Took a full two pages to

1 - Loose the OP
2 - start in on the beatings

Are we all that damn slow today? More coffee please!

I've clearly lost my touch. In my Lit prime this thread would have been jacked on page one and on page 30 by now. Forgive me for my incompetence.
 
Sorry to disappear on my own thread.
I just tumbled down the fucking stairs in work.... now waiting to have my leg x-Ray'd.
Fuckedy fuck.
 
Sorry to disappear on my own thread.
I just tumbled down the fucking stairs in work.... now waiting to have my leg x-Ray'd.
Fuckedy fuck.

DAMN! Now that's just the kick in the ass you didn't want today!

Or was it the kick in the ass that made you fall
 
Sorry to disappear on my own thread.
I just tumbled down the fucking stairs in work.... now waiting to have my leg x-Ray'd.
Fuckedy fuck.

It's nearly 8pm in Ireland, and you're at work? Shouldn't you be drunk?

Or is that how you fell down the stairs, drunk in work?

Stereotypical mild racism :D
 
I'll accept the rascism.
Sadly no alcohol was damaged in this disaster.
Tell you what I could really do with a drink right about now.
 
I'll accept the rascism.
Sadly no alcohol was damaged in this disaster.
Tell you what I could really do with a drink right about now.

Hopefully the pain meds work better then alcohol.

good luck.

I'll have 2 for you when I get home
 
Sadly! If there had been alvohol involved I'd probably have bounced with no injury.
But alas I was sober. And managed to crack a bone.
(No boner jokes thanks or I'll hit you with my newly acquired crutches)
 
Agree. Looking for updates on how bad the break is. The comment of only crutches and nothing of a cast might be better news?
 
Well thanks for the concern. Bone is cracked so I managed to persuade them not to put a plaster on, just have a very unattractive support boot and crutches. Also badly bruised my tailbone, so sitting with my leg elevated is bloody torture. All in all I am an absolute delight today!!
 
Thanks. Could be worse. Trying to look on the bright side. As I watch terrible daytime TV.
 
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