Artina Heartflash
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- Oct 26, 2002
- Posts
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thighs slapping
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well. Guess I'll play with myself then.
bummer.
Flasher.
red light.
trooper.
Voyeur.
rubber chicken.
rubber squeal.
Cop chase.
Bumper butt.
Lock of hard,dual ringed kiss
arrest in blue light.
PFFFTT....
BAIL
I'm duhn.
dunn? You look kinda pale to me.
ghostly
Snooooore....
sexual sonambulism
and I can't recall
what I was doing with that blown up, rubber doll
Lyle Lovette, "sleepwalking"
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da ~ The PoliceWhat were you doing with that blown-up rubber, doll?
What were you doing with that blown-up rubber, doll?
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da ~ The Police
Oh I CAN'T RECALL.
But the thing was twisted into an animal shaped balloon when they found me.
The Village People
In the Navy
When the Second World War began, the Admiralty informed Churchill that "the tradition of the Royal Navy would see England to victory." Churchill responded "Which tradition would that be: rum, the lash, or buggery?"
"Mr. Churchill, You're drunk."
"Yes, and you're ugly. Tomorrow I'll be sober, but you will still be ugly."
"I want your ugly..." Lady Gaga, Bad Romance.
Ugly Duckling. Hans Chrisian Anderson. Tivoli Gardens.
Thumbs up!
Thumbing a ride
riding a thumb
Winner
ThoroughbredChampion
shocker