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Old 05-06-2011, 10:21 PM   #76
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Quite true. I'm looking the big seven-oh in the eye and I still have the heart and mind of a young man...in a couple of jars on my desk.
And you forsook his balls?
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:22 PM   #77
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Did I miss the party?
Hello! Long time. Where have you been?
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:23 PM   #78
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*Pounce!*

How's that baby girl of yours?!
*giggles* Beautiful! 22 pounds and 29 3/4 inches long, just over a year old. Your little one?

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*smoooooooooches*
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:23 PM   #79
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I also have several human hearts and a finger in jars.
I kiss my mom with my forked tongue, bitches.
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:24 PM   #80
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Hello! Long time. Where have you been?
Catering to a very demanding little soul. I still pop in and read regularly, particularly look for your interesting observations.
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:27 PM   #81
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Abs has his cock and his balls.
She has an entire collection of male genitalia.

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I could so do without that image.
Me too. It still hurts when it rains.
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:28 PM   #82
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And you forsook his balls?
I don't swing that way, babe.
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"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 05-06-2011, 10:28 PM   #83
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I also have several human hearts and a finger in jars.
I kiss my mom with my forked tongue, bitches.
Bitches, is it? Who told you?

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Catering to a very demanding little soul. I still pop in and read regularly, particularly look for your interesting observations.
They can be demanding. I bribed mine with a little TV and a pedicure.
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:29 PM   #84
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*giggles* Beautiful! 22 pounds and 29 3/4 inches long, just over a year old. Your little one?



I miss your poetry.


What poetry?

I think it dried up and moved to Vegas.
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:29 PM   #85
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I don't swing that way, babe.
Your balls don't swing?
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:30 PM   #86
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What poetry?

I think it dried up and moved to Vegas.
Say it ain't so!
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:31 PM   #87
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What poetry?

I think it dried up and moved to Vegas.
We'll get Mistress Lynn over here...she'll get your poetic juices flowing again.
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Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 05-06-2011, 10:32 PM   #88
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You know, all this talk about balls with Abs in the thread is starting to get uncomfortable.

When I smooch her, I keep them covered, just in case. When she wears that pink frilly nightie, I run away screaming.
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:32 PM   #89
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*giggles* Beautiful! 22 pounds and 29 3/4 inches long, just over a year old. Your little one?
He's about the same size at 11 months! 21 pounds, 29 inches. Long and lean with the sweetest personality, ever. I just adore him, and yes I'm biased!


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I also have several human hearts and a finger in jars.
I kiss my mom with my forked tongue, bitches.
One side for each of her eyeballs. Nice.
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:33 PM   #90
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You know, all this talk about balls with Abs in the thread is starting to get uncomfortable.

When I smooch her, I keep them covered, just in case. When she wears that pink frilly nightie, I run away screaming.
You mean pink frilly nightie, right?!
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Some gets written. Few and far between.
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:33 PM   #92
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Isn't this nice? I wish we could bring back Perdita for a day.
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:33 PM   #93
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Your balls don't swing?
Something gets in their way. It's not my boxers either.
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Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 05-06-2011, 10:33 PM   #94
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They can be demanding. I bribed mine with a little TV and a pedicure.
TV works sometimes but she hates a pedicure.

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What poetry?

I think it dried up and moved to Vegas.
Vegas? Bah! There's nothing good in Vegas. It can't be there.
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:35 PM   #95
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You know, all this talk about balls with Abs in the thread is starting to get uncomfortable.

When I smooch her, I keep them covered, just in case. When she wears that pink frilly nightie, I run away screaming.
Bwaaahaaahaaahaaaaa
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:35 PM   #96
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Isn't this nice? I wish we could bring back Perdita for a day.
I would love to see her, but she would hate it.
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:35 PM   #97
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You mean pink frilly nightie, right?!
Don't you have a child to feed or slap or dress gaily?
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:35 PM   #98
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He's about the same size at 11 months! 21 pounds, 29 inches. Long and lean with the sweetest personality, ever. I just adore him, and yes I'm biased!
As you should be! I'm shooting for one of the male type next time. (Just hoping next time isn't last Saturday night. We got a little overenthusiastic and broke a condom. *snicker* )
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I would love to see her, but she would hate it.
I know...but it would be great to hear her tell someone to put on their big boy/girl pants.
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Isn't this nice? I wish we could bring back Perdita for a day.
<gag>

Okay, yeah, maybe. Though she sure got bitchy that last little while. Sometimes bitchy is good, though. I actually thought about her the other day... can't remember what reminded me of her. I wonder about Gauche, too. Did he finally disappear?
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