subtle_Dom
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Any night that involves honey, sex toys and multiple references to God, is destined to be a great night.
It certainly sounds like you know how to have a good time.
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Any night that involves honey, sex toys and multiple references to God, is destined to be a great night.
It certainly looks like you're up for a good time.
So .... where are you going to shoot your load?
"Oh God! Oh God! AHHHHHHH....."
Whoa, were you saving yourself for someone?
I bloomed when I was ripe.
Real, leg trembling spasms of erupting joy, those sandwiches are!
Is that the pastrami on rye with mustard?
It's all about stress relief - food and sex, sex and food.
I was just making dinner for someone the other night.
Sometimes, if you want good sex, you have to be more explicit explaining your desires .
Being shy doesn't get you laid.
Ah, it's so confusing being a nice guy and watching hissing cockroaches get girls.
Yes, it's generally considered bad form to let the little head think for the big one.My friends would say, 'Think with your dick', but I hear that's frowned upon by most girls’?
Yes, it's generally considered bad form to go for a little head than to give a big one.
Oh, yeah, an African fellow maybe, but not a European Walloon.
There's no accounting for haste!
I dialed an accountant once, I mean twice. I mean, I dialed a few accountants once for vice.
I take it they did it by the numbers?
A number of them did me Methodistically - and Methodist sex is not hot sex lol
I know Episcopalians are pretty cool, but I would think Church of Satan followers would be more into that kind of snuff.
I know a few loose Episcopalians, but I would think Church of Satan followers would be more into that kind of stuff.
Gays wanting to gangbang a sweet innocent girl is nonsensical in my understanding
I got fixed for you.
Oh crap! We're out of condoms!