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[size=+2]Welcome Ladies and gentlemen[/size]

to the #1 jimmy b Johnson THREADMASTERED thread!

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Yes the space saving thread that brings together all the random thoughts and posts made by Northern Florida’s most provocative and learned LITEROTICAN.

So please, sit back and enjoy jimbo’s observations…​
 
one starts more threads than any other AHer while the other...

...has the record for most threads started by an ALT. jimbo should buy this ALT from the dumb one!

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This message is hidden because JAMESBJOHNSON is on your ignore list :rolleyes:
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JAMESBJOHNSON said:
Only in your dreams and fantasies. :kiss:
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i think this is jimmy's most whizz-bang thread ever...

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Originally Posted by JAMESBJOHNSON

Whizz-bangs
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I learned a new word and some history.

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and he was doing so well...

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Originally Posted by james b johnson
Free Plot Bunny
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In the paper today is a local city council-woman and the 18 year old female she just adopted. The council-woman is lesbian. Whats really strange is, the girl got a total new name, including first and middle. And yes, the lesbian is big and looks like a WWE tv wrestler.
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more of jimbos threads centralised for easy reading...

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Originally Posted by james b johnson
Mastectomies
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I know that gals with mastectomies and amputations have sex. But I couldn't find any stories about it. So I wrote one. The first draft is 7K words. A guy fresh outta prison connects with a bisexual psychiatrist who treats mastectomy victims after the surgery. He fucks the MD, her patients, and homeless women. Its noire.

BLACK WIFE GOES WHITE IN LAS VEGAS by Polly Andrea Busch.

Its Kindle erotica.

Bruce Jenner Anthem...please Stand

Certified misogynist, racist shit stain, and homo hater.
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i think the guy in the middle is trying to start more new threads than jimbo!

...out jimbo jimbo? soon we'll need a centralising thread for him too ...

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Originally Posted by james b johnson
Auxiliary Verbs
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"Could" cannot be used in positive sentences in which you describe a momentary or one-time ability.

Yesterday, I could lift the couch by myself. Not Correct

Catena
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CATENA is a string of auxiliary verbs such as: will have been.

Feedback/kiss My Ass Puleeeze!
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I never request feedback because I almost never get anything with any utility, and I don't need the ass kissing. But it seems to me ass kissing is what people want, especially when they ask for SLACK from critics.


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so which is the all-time #1 jbj thread?

Well here's a list of some of jimbo's most recent threads (showing number of posts and views) and I think one thing is quite clear: THIS THREAD RULES!!!! Thank you everyone for making this the #1 jimbo thread on lit...

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jimbo's recent threads:

Mastectomies 12 214

Auxiliary Verbs 21 202

Space Fillers. 12 276

When Does Parenthood Begin? 10 122

[SIZE=+2]JBJ BOOK REVIEWS: The Real Shit. 131 7,097 [/SIZE]

Catena 0 34

Feedback/kiss My Ass Puleeeze! 0 43

Book Reviews 20 556

Jamesbjohnson Is In The Building 184 2,875

Bruce Jenner Anthem...please Stand 0 39

Libs! Dont Look! 7 118

Free Plot Bunny 0 56

Fuggin Niggaz 42 1,171

Whizz-bangs 7 129

Gop Dwarfs Support Big Cocks On Girls 2 91

Alls Well That Ends Well 8 212

Is Fag A Disease? 15 187

Militant Lesbians 5 182

War Heroes 8 92

Free Niggers For All! 8 203​
 
you want some noir jimbo?

Then Why The F*ck Aren’t You Reading Fuminori Nakamura?

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Fuminori Nakamura

Fuminori Nakamura was born in 1977 and graduated from Fukushima University in 2000. He is the author of eight novels, however only three are currently available in translation, The Thief, Evil and The Mask, and Last Winter, We Parted. In 2002 Nakamura won the Shinchō Literary Prize for New Writers for his first novel, A Gun, the Noma Literary Prize in 2004 for Shade, and the Akutagawa Prize in 2005 for The Boy in the Earth. The Thief, Nakamura’s first novel to be translated into English, was a finalist for the Los Angeles Times Book Prize. Most recently he was the recipient of the David L. Goodis Award at this year’s Noircon. Nakamura currently lives in Tokyo with his wife.

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I just want to assure all of our thread readers that this is not a picture of our THREADMASTER jimbo taking a time out from his reading to engage in a bizarre sex act with one of his ALTS!

Even if there does seem to be...

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how many threads did he post?

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Originally Posted by james b johnson
Sabbatical
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I posted 35 stories for 2015 so I wanna focus on a new idea, a 65 year old character I call Marlin Davis who spent 40 plus years in prison for murdering a queer

Violence And Real Life
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I dusted off my violence books to get my mind right about writing violent scenes. I also came across a book I may order, to add some realism to scenes set in slums.


Certified misogynist, racist shit stain, and homo hater.
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WOW!!!! A visit from a superstar...

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QUOTE MANU AWARD Winner and LITEROTICA’S most prolific author:
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“For the most part, I ignore the Haters”

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here is one tough pussy!!!!!

Originally Posted by james b johnson
Not me. I use multiple alts to hide my best stuff from you... As with anything being right is all that matters. As painful as criticism is, when its right it makes a significant difference when writers respect it.
Certified misogynist, racist shit stain, and homo hater.
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OMG boys! It’s this really the way to jimbos wonderful thread?

Lets get over there!!!

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more of jimbos threads centralised...

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Originally Posted by james b johnson
Visit The New Lady Ver Gay Chapel
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Over on the Gay board.

Jbj: Lit Dale Carnegie Trainer

Prison Violence
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I've never been in prison or convicted of anything tho the military was sorely tempted to charge me with mutiny. I can be uncooperative at times. But I digress
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Originally Posted by james b johnson
The Rebel Outlaw: Josey Wales by Forrest Carter


Forrest Carter was a white supremist, KKK member, speech-writer for George Wallace when he wrote Josey Wales. The movie is and was a huge commercial success. The movie and book are much alike. The book is well-written and a page flipper.

THE NIGHT AND THE MUSIC by Lawrence Block

Its a collection of 'stories' about popular character Matt Scudder. Block says Scudder wasn't quick to catch-on with readers, and Block didn't wanna abandon Scudder, so he wrote some 'stories' to keep him alive.

Hooray
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I'm a huge Raymond Chandler fan. His Philip Marlowe character remains the best private detective in the whole noire category. Marlowe is the standard.

Name Something The Gooks Invented Lately
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I cant think of anything, either.

What gooks do is steal their ideas from whites
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Yeah scouries, you're the only person in the Ah that is on more ignore lists than JBJ.

A real pair to draw to.
 
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