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Old 01-11-2018, 11:04 PM   #26
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My great uncle got drunk at a party once and had to go to hospital after trying to pick up a koala. Let's just say that they have very sharp claws.
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My great uncle got drunk at a party once and had to go to hospital after trying to pick up a koala. Let's just say that they have very sharp claws.
I got to cuddle a koala at a wildlife park in Adelaide. You had to put on these armor shirt things to protect you from the claws. So I did my cute chinese thing with my best fake chinese accent and asked the ranger "What do they taste like" and there was a chinese tour group there and they were all like "yes, yes, how do you cook them?" and my beloved kind of did this "I'm going to kill you, Chloe" look and the Ranger looked at me like I was some sort of alien monster and I cracked up laughing. And my chinese wasn't good enough to explain to the chinese tour group I was joking.... and they all wanted koala recipes.... that poor Ranger ....
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Old 01-12-2018, 12:19 AM   #28
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You don't have 8 foot, 1500 lb. grizzly bears down there, so that's a plus.


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Awwww. Koala. And butterfly...
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Not much has to go wrong in the Top End (Northern Territory) for you to die. It is a tad more than twice the size of Texas with less than 1% of Texas' population, 244,000 compared with 25 million - and Texas ain't too crowded.

They always knew where he was but there was no-one around to help out till it was too late.

Interestingly the US Marines have just opened an advanced joint training area in the NT with the Australian special forces, where they train soldiers how to operate in tropical and desert conditions. Lesson 1 apparently, is how not to get lost.
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Old 01-12-2018, 12:38 AM   #30
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Not much has to go wrong in the Top End (Northern Territory) for you to die. It is a tad more than twice the size of Texas with less than 1% of Texas' population, 244,000 compared with 25 million - and Texas ain't too crowded.

They always knew where he was but there was no-one around to help out till it was too late.

Interestingly the US Marines have just opened an advanced joint training area in the NT with the Australian special forces, where they train soldiers how to operate in tropical and desert conditions. Lesson 1 apparently, is how not to get lost.
Yeah, NT is probably the most dangerous part of Australia. Practically everything that can kill you in Australia you can find there.
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Old 01-12-2018, 01:29 AM   #31
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Yeah, NT is probably the most dangerous part of Australia. Practically everything that can kill you in Australia you can find there.
Including, now, US Marines.

See, even the hardest men know where to go to find it harder.


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That will be Cleland, the same guys who posted the "breeding drop bears" article I posted above.


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You don't have 8 foot, 1500 lb. grizzly bears down there, so that's a plus.
Ha ha ha, I laugh at you. Good try.. but... no. Try this (scroll down, big croc)

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment...ade8ae590f4e3b
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Old 01-12-2018, 03:19 AM   #32
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Yup - Drop Bear breeding - refer SA government web site:

http://www.environment.sa.gov.au/Hom...-bear-breeding

Also, university research:

http://www.australiangeographic.com....ts,-study-says

And here's you lot, thinking we make this shit up...
Wow. You could make a story out of that; it might even be suitable to enter certain Literotica contests!

I wonder if these fighting koalas also belong to that sub-species.
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You don't have 8 foot, 1500 lb. grizzly bears down there, so that's a plus.
You can see and hear grizzly bears approaching.

Many species of dangerous Australian wild life are small, or secretive, or both. The danger you don't see is more of a threat than something the size of a small truck.

The funnel web spider likes hiding under toilet seats. You are not safe from deadly Australian fauna even in the restroom.

Or in bed:

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/hea...0ceeb1debaf04d

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http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/quickthink...12-h0hedk.html
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It's like [oggbashan] is writing for the third puffin over there by the sixth rock, when everyone else is an emperor penguin in the Antarctic, where there's tens of thousands of the bastards.

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Old 01-12-2018, 09:39 AM   #34
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You can see and hear grizzly bears approaching.
If a grizzly wants to attack you, you'll be lucky if you see or hear it before it's on you.

But I get your point...
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If a grizzly wants to attack you, you'll be lucky if you see or hear it before it's on you.

But I get your point...
You don't normally find grizzlies in your bedroom or rest room. If you do, you are living in an area where grizzlies are a known threat.

Anywhere in Australia - city, town or open country - something small can get you.
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It's like [oggbashan] is writing for the third puffin over there by the sixth rock, when everyone else is an emperor penguin in the Antarctic, where there's tens of thousands of the bastards.

“The inimitable stories of Tong-King never have any real ending, and this one, being in his most elevated style, has even less end than most of them. But the whole narrative is permeated with the odour of joss-sticks and honourable high-mindedness, and the two characters are both of noble birth.”
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Here, we beware the neighbors.
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Here, we beware the neighbors.
At least they won't eat you.....
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To quote Bill Bryson from In A Sunburned Country:

“The taipan is the one to watch out for. It is the most poisonous snake on Earth, with a lunge so swift and a venom so potent that your last mortal utterance is likely to be: "I say, is that a sn--”
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uhhhh - okay, I'll go with eaten by grizzly as my preference if a choice is required.
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Well, sure, but . . .

that's Texas.
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Well, sure, but . . .

that's Texas.
Hope the guy used chilli. A spicey end at least.
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Yeah, NT is probably the most dangerous part of Australia. Practically everything that can kill you in Australia you can find there.

My most recent story was set in the Northern Territory capital city Darwin, about a young couple who are meant for each other who have a chance meeting. Unfortunately, this happens at Christmas in 1974.
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You can see and hear grizzly bears approaching.

Many species of dangerous Australian wild life are small, or secretive, or both. The danger you don't see is more of a threat than something the size of a small truck.
...except if you're in the NT near a body of water, in which case the danger you don't see might well be something the size of a small truck. Salties look so fat and ponderous on land, but in water they just disappear.
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My most recent story was set in the Northern Territory capital city Darwin, about a young couple who are meant for each other who have a chance meeting. Unfortunately, this happens at Christmas in 1974.
A girl and a guy called Croc. Got it.
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A girl and a guy called Croc. Got it.
And Croc's heart is through his stomach
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...except if you're in the NT near a body of water, in which case the danger you don't see might well be something the size of a small truck. Salties look so fat and ponderous on land, but in water they just disappear.
Or you could be 50kms inland in freshwater and still find a bull shark at lake wivenhoe.
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And Croc's heart is through his stomach
A chance encounter. Instant attraction. A snappy come-on. A short swim followed by Christmas dinner for Croc..... what's not to like.

Just curious. What was special about Christmas 1974?
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What was special about Christmas, 1974?
A cyclone.

A very big cyclone.

Christmas day, a barbeque, and a fucking cyclone. That is so very Aussie; sadly also a killer, with 65 lives lost - Darwin was literally blown off the face of the earth, Christmas Day, 1974.
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A cyclone.

A very big cyclone.

Christmas day, a barbeque, and a fucking cyclone. That is so very Aussie; sadly also a killer, with 65 lives lost - Darwin was literally blown off the face of the earth, Christmas Day, 1974.
Yeah cyclone Tracy, I think. Completely demolished the whole town. Like I said, everything deadly, be it animals, plants, weather or people can be found in the Northern Territory.
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