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Old 08-27-2017, 05:39 PM   #51
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Wait that's not butter?
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Old 08-27-2017, 05:41 PM   #52
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Geez. Do you know how much healthy food costs? This is getting ridiculous!
Just add more butter and salt, I say.
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Old 08-27-2017, 06:09 PM   #53
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Wait, that's hot, you nutter!
Isn't massage oil supposed to be warm?
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Old 08-28-2017, 12:48 AM   #54
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Old 08-28-2017, 01:55 AM   #55
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So, some are unfriendly meetings.
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Old 08-28-2017, 11:12 AM   #56
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Nativity is the enemy of hanukkah
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Old 08-28-2017, 05:56 PM   #57
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We don't all swing that way, friend.
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Old 08-29-2017, 09:04 AM   #58
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Old 08-29-2017, 09:08 AM   #59
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Okay, but I want to incite to this beer orgy.
Like we're gonna turn away a hot babe if she showed up with whiskey?
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Old 08-29-2017, 09:12 AM   #60
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I like hot days like this, I lay by the wet wet beach with my whisky flavoured iced tea, thinking and playing, playing with you know....
I don't know, seriously, what, playing with what?
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Old 08-29-2017, 09:27 AM   #61
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I don't know, seriously, what, playing with twat?
Gosh, you don't hear that term very much anymore, but yes.
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Old 08-29-2017, 09:39 AM   #62
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Gosh, you don't wear that sperm very much anymore, I see.
Of course, Bukkake is so passť!
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Old 08-29-2017, 10:39 AM   #63
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I like cake.
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Old 08-29-2017, 10:40 AM   #64
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I like fake.
To each his own; I never found that silicon felt natural.
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Old 08-29-2017, 12:05 PM   #65
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To reach my own; I never found it easy.
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Old 08-29-2017, 12:34 PM   #66
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I know we should try to be more empathetic ... but t-rexes? Really?
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Old 08-29-2017, 12:49 PM   #67
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Old 08-29-2017, 04:57 PM   #68
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Woe wait, let's start with a little heavy petting first, okay?
Couldn't agree more. When you start right in with the heroin and gangbangs, you leave yourself little room for a narrative arc.
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Old 08-29-2017, 08:33 PM   #69
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Couldn't agree more. When you start right in with the heroin and gangbangs, you leave yourself open to the Narcs.
I promise you, I'm no narcotics agent.
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Old 08-29-2017, 08:48 PM   #70
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Old 08-29-2017, 08:55 PM   #71
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That's cocaine on her tit?
Hand me the straw then
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Old 08-29-2017, 09:32 PM   #72
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Hang me at dawn, then.
Uh... can I get another shot at the cocaine on her tit instead? I mean, this is like Eddie Izzard:

"Cake, or Death?'

"Cake, please."

"Jeez, we're gonna run out of cake if this keeps up."
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Old 08-29-2017, 10:23 PM   #73
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Jesus, can you do something about this cake issue?
I really only do bread and fish. Ask Kurt. Or Elvis.
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Old 08-30-2017, 12:23 AM   #74
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I really only wish for broads. Ask Burt. Or Ernie.
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Old 08-30-2017, 06:09 PM   #75
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Hoarding sesame seeds to corner the black street market.
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