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Old 11-10-2017, 11:58 PM   #801
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So you get the last laugh, after all. Your obit went viral and the outpouring of love and sympathy from around the world is pretty amazing to see in your guestbook. I hope it helps your folk in the weeks going forward.
Love you and We all miss you but I'm still pissed!
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Old 11-11-2017, 10:47 PM   #802
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I don’t know what the fuck you’re doing. I need some space.

Fuck you, I hate you.

Die in a Fire you piece of shit
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Old 11-14-2017, 03:51 AM   #803
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I don’t know what the fuck you’re doing. I need some space.

Fuck you, I hate you.

Die in a Fire you piece of shit

Holy cats, Meek. Sending you some kind of good vibes for getting that space.
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Old 11-14-2017, 09:48 PM   #804
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Dear X,

Trying to figure out a few things. Is there really any reason for us being here? Where do I fit in the scheme of things? What am I supposed to do since my life didn't turn out the way I dreamed it would?

I used to live by the saying "if you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space". So when did it change? When did I start taking up too much space? WTF happened?

Lemme know if you come up with anything. I'll just be waiting over here in my damned dark hole with all the shades pulled while life sucks.

Fucking funerals and holidays.
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Old 11-15-2017, 11:52 PM   #805
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Dearest but stupid boy!

Did you really think it solved all problems to take your own life?
I just belatedly read your entire post. So sorry to hear this sad news. Hope you're ok despite it.
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Old 11-16-2017, 01:52 PM   #806
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Old 11-16-2017, 04:22 PM   #807
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I don’t know what the fuck you’re doing. I need some space.

Fuck you, I hate you.

Die in a Fire you piece of shit
I hope you’ve found some relief.
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Old 11-19-2017, 09:13 PM   #808
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Dear x

The less you say the more we worry.

Me and Her.
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Old 11-27-2017, 05:17 PM   #809
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Dear X

You have been so quiet. I think you are battling your own demons. Remember I am here when you surface. You are so hard on yourself and bring yourself worry and sadness. Please stop worrying about wtf other people think. Look after yourself x
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Old 11-28-2017, 12:03 AM   #810
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I miss you.

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Old 11-28-2017, 01:34 PM   #811
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I miss you.

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Old 01-02-2018, 11:48 PM   #812
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Dear x,
When I made my list of qualities I wanted in a partner, "big dick" was part of the physical description, not a metaphorical reference to personality. I mean, seriously dude, I'm not fucking God, nor am I God, so there is literally nothing I can do about the current set of circumstances. Stop being an ass and think about the shit you say when I call. Do you really think it's "fun" for me to be here? Tomorrow, if you pull that self-righteous hyper-critical shit, my phone might "accidentally" get thrown into the snow, stomped on and then run over by a car.
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Old 01-07-2018, 11:56 AM   #813
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Dear friends, relatives, litsters, of all sorts,

Thank you thank you thank you ....

For your continual support and well wishes for me on this goddam test that I just PASSED. Maybe I can resemble a human being again?

PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED.......... PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED ...........PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED .........PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED.......... PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED ...........PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED .........PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED.......... PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED ...........PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED .........PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED.......... PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED ...........PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED .........

And no, it wasn't an STD, or gas, or genetic disorder, or a car on the freeway.

Just a licensing exam I have been working at for the last year and a half! YAYYYYY now I can fuggin sleep at night!

Oh, and btw? FUCK YOU GANDALF with your 'you shall not pass' bullshit!

That is all.

Carry on with your regularly scheduled Lit Fuckery.


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Old 01-07-2018, 12:29 PM   #814
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Dear friends, relatives, litsters, of all sorts,

Thank you thank you thank you ....

For your continual support and well wishes for me on this goddam test that I just PASSED. Maybe I can resemble a human being again?

PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED.......... PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED ...........PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED .........PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED.......... PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED ...........PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED .........PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED.......... PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED ...........PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED .........PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED.......... PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED ...........PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED .........

And no, it wasn't an STD, or gas, or genetic disorder, or a car on the freeway.

Just a licensing exam I have been working at for the last year and a half! YAYYYYY niw I can fuggin sleep at night!

Oh, and btw? FUCK YOU GANDALF with your 'you shall not pass' bullshit!

That is all.

Carry on with your regularly scheduled Lit Fuckery.


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Old 01-07-2018, 12:31 PM   #815
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Congrats...but.

Fuck you, Gandalf???

Hmmm.
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Old 01-07-2018, 12:42 PM   #816
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Great job!

Thank you!

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Congrats...but.

Fuck you, Gandalf???

Hmmm.

Thank you!


And yea......I am a balrog, didnt you know?





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Old 01-07-2018, 12:50 PM   #817
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Old 01-07-2018, 07:22 PM   #818
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Dear friends, relatives, litsters, of all sorts,

Thank you thank you thank you ....

For your continual support and well wishes for me on this goddam test that I just PASSED. Maybe I can resemble a human being again?

PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED..........
Just a licensing exam I have been working at for the last year and a half! YAYYYYY now I can fuggin sleep at night!

Oh, and btw? FUCK YOU GANDALF with your 'you shall not pass' bullshit!

That is all.

Carry on with your regularly scheduled Lit Fuckery.


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Congratulations darling. I KNEW you could do it! I am SO PROUD of You!

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Old 01-07-2018, 07:38 PM   #819
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Old 01-07-2018, 07:47 PM   #820
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Old 01-07-2018, 08:45 PM   #821
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Dear friends, relatives, litsters, of all sorts,

Thank you thank you thank you ....

For your continual support and well wishes for me on this goddam test that I just PASSED. Maybe I can resemble a human being again?

PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED.......... PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED ...........PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED .........PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED.......... PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED ...........PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED .........PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED.......... PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED ...........PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED .........PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED.......... PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED ...........PASSED............PASSED ...........PASSED........... PASSED.......... PASSED .........

And no, it wasn't an STD, or gas, or genetic disorder, or a car on the freeway.

Just a licensing exam I have been working at for the last year and a half! YAYYYYY now I can fuggin sleep at night!

Oh, and btw? FUCK YOU GANDALF with your 'you shall not pass' bullshit!

That is all.

Carry on with your regularly scheduled Lit Fuckery.


Signed,

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Congrats!!!!
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Old 01-07-2018, 09:17 PM   #822
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Bully for you, Mr. T!

Thank you!

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Thank you, darling, so much!

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SWEET!!!
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Old 01-12-2018, 10:13 PM   #823
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Dear X,

I never expected it to be so difficult to watch your business bleed customers every day. I know this isn't what you planned for or what you expected would happen. I have now reached the anger stage and I'm pretty pissed that your actions have crushed hopes and dreams for so many people, you selfish, selfish man.

I miss you and still keep expecting to see you barrel through the front door every morning.

But you never will.
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Old 01-12-2018, 10:48 PM   #824
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Dear X

So tired of being angry then depressed then bounceing back to angry all in sixty seconds,

If this is the secound half of my life, what the hell is the use.

I've taken care of a sick husban now I'm taking care of a sick mom, and sometimes it pisses me off. No one is takeing care of me. Please don't tell to count my blessings or find a therapist.
Tried that route.


Please don't feel the need to respond, I just need to vent.
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:00 PM   #825
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It's time to know what you want.

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