A poem I wrote ...
To My Anonymous Commenter
Gentle reader, oh how very far
You've come to damn me with 1 star.
I see that you don't share my kinks,
And thus opine, my story stinks.
My words were penned with great care, but
Did not help you to bust a nut.
Perhaps I'm just too erudite,
Or else, you're just not stroking right.
You say my writing's horrid fluff,
But you still stop to read my stuff,
And comment how you hate a cuck,
And how my wordsmithing doth suck.
But this one fact lessens the sting:
You haven't writ a God damn thing.